QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 482 : #1Look,he even has his name on his license plate #2 My mom does that with my underwear #1 Your mom puts license plates in you underwear? How do you sit?
- 873 : You know . . . there are some decaffinated brands that are JUST as tasty as the real thing.
- 876 : #1 AND STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF! #2 It really is God
- 915 : I hate popcorn
- 2224 : In the immortal words of Socrates..."I drank what?"
- 3792 : 1) I would like to see more of you in the lab. 2) Fine I'll just gain weight.
- 4176 : ...this for example is under h for toy.
- 4311 : this, this is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold.
- 4412 : can you hammer a 6 penny nail into a 2x4 with your penis?..a girl has got to have her standards!
- 4852 : I hope so, I'm wearing his underwear.
- 5527 : #1 Tell me, What is Einstein really like? #2 Dead
- 5748 : But what's he doing in our closet? - Well what are you doing in our closet. - Putting on my clothes but that's not what he's doing in there. - I know Mitch he's twice your size.
- 6476 : All my fith is in alphabetical order. For example, this was under H for TOY.
- 6477 : We only had one entrant for the Madam Curie look-alike contest, and he was disqualified later.
- 6478 : Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?
- 7471 : Person 1: Do you still run? Person 2: Only when chased.
- 8515 : Was is a dream where you're standing on a pyramid, dressed in sun-god robes and thousands of naked women are screaming and throwing little pickels at you?
- 8518 : Was is a dream where you're standing on a pyramid, dressed in sun-god robes and thousands of naked women are screaming and throwing little pickels at you?
- 8644 : #1What is this? #2This?this is ice. this is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This?this is Kent. This is what happens when people get too sexually frusted. #1 I'm not #2 What about that time i found you naked with that bowl of Jello?
- 8724 : You rented out my room? To who?
- 8750 : #1: That's a wonderful story , I noticed you've stopped stuttering. #2 I have been giving myself shock treatments.#3Up the voltage.
- 8804 : Would you like a cherry?
- 10208 : Why is that toy on your head?
- 11620 : #1:This, is a penis stretcher...wanna try it? #2: NO! #1: I'm kidding.
- 12002 : #1 What's this? #2 It's a lazer beam, BOZO! #1 What's it for? #2 Not what, where.
- 12003 : This plus your regular class load should turn your brians into tapioca in less than a month.
- 14470 : Get back to work! You're laborers. You should be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education.
- 14789 : Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it: nudity.
- 14790 : Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it: nudity.
- 17132 : I told you. I was hot and hungry.
- 17635 : 1) Hello, Jerry! 2) I told you before, Kent, you don't get to use my first name.
- 17701 : So it goes from God to Jerry to you to the cleaners....
- 17807 : It is possible to synthesize excited bromide in an argon matrix.
- 17989 : 1) How do these look? 2) Terrible. Mine looks like him and his looks like me.
- 18063 : OKAY GOD! LEMME HAHVIT!!!!
- 18560 : Okay, you may be interested in knowing that Mitch has informed me that Herr Professor is approaching.
- 18600 : Oh yeah, I won. 31.8% of the prizes, though. I'll have to figure that out, but not this summer.
- 18639 : Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?
- 18640 : Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?
- 19503 : May I say, sir, I admire your taste in footwear.
- 23769 : In the immortal words of Socrates, "I drank what?"
- 24351 : #1 how'd you do? #2 I passed, but I failed. #1 well I'm happy and sas for you.
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