QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 1733 : Welcome to the maxi pad.
- 1734 : I'm not going to work at the Gap for Christ sake!
- 2772 : I'm bursting with fruit flavor.
- 3037 : Don't bogart that can
- 3144 : Its all just a...random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes...so i take pleasure in the details ya know? a quarter pounder w/cheese, those are good....the sky about 10 min. before it starts to rain, the moment when your laughter bcomes a cackle...and i sit back..and smoke my camel straits...and i ride my own melt
- 3145 : what is it that you want from me lalaina huh? u want me to get a job on the line for the next 20 years till im granted leave with my gold plated watch and my balls full of tumers just cuz i surendered the one thing that means shit to me, well honey u can just exhale cuz its not gonna happen, not in this life time
- 3248 : Well welcome to the world of the emotionally mature! its a really nice place to visit! you might run into michael, he lives here! oh yeah michael, michael hes so mature because he lets you navigate that entire relationship, well im sorry lalaina but u cant navigate me, i might do mean things or i might hurt you or i might run away without you permission and that scares the shit outa you cuz i'm the only real thing u got......yeah, well that aint real much
- 3249 : Ma! im in here son....Ma i have to tell u some....thing, i am a homo...sexual.....Oh Christ, is there a support group that I can join to help me come to terms with my own homophobia? yes, it is a group which is names PFLAG-Parents and Friends of Lesbians and Gays....Oh, oh PFLAG, im BEGINNING to like the sound of that!
- 3250 : I am not under any orders to make the world a better place.....yeah well then what good are you?.....You're a pathalogical optimist.....you're pathalogical.....oohh would you two just DO IT and get it over with, im starving!
- 3251 : You guys, vicki just came up with something, something wonderful.....Evian is Naive spelled backwards!
- 3252 : What the hell is your problem? I have to work around here, and unfortunately Troy, you are a master at the art of time suckage.....Well im sorry ms. postergirl for the workers party, but until i get that uh, toe-hold in the burger industry, i got a little time to suck...i'd rather check into a shelter than deal with her shit
- 3253 : See lany, this is all we need, a couple smokes, a cup of coffee...and some good conversation.....you and me and five bucks.....you got it!
- 3254 : Lalaina! if we promise to pay you back would u spot us a pizza?!
- 3255 : Hello, you have reached the winter of our discontent
- 3277 : Its gonna be ok, ya know? i know its gonna be ok.....Melrose Place is a really good show
- 3278 : Where are you?.....Im on a cellular phone......then why r u in a phone booth?......I dont know, i have no idea
- 3279 : I was really gonna be something by the age of 23....honey all you gotta be at the age of 23 is urself.....i dont know who that is anymore.....well i do, and we all love her, i love her,...she breaks my heart again and again, but i love her
- 3280 : I mean people that i know from high school are married and having babies! babies, ok? i cant even take care of a chia pet
- 3281 : See lany, this is all we need, a couple smokes, a cup of coffee, and a little bit of conversation, you and me and five bucks
- 3282 : What the hell is your problem? I have to work around here, and unfortunately Troy you are a master at the art of time suckage....Well im sorry ms. poster girl for the workers party but until i get that uh, toe hold in the burger industry i got a little time to suck, i'd rather check into a shelter then deal with her shit
- 3683 : Your bravado is embarrassing.
- 4827 : "Are you religous?" "I guess I'm a non-practicing Jew." "Well, I'm a non-practicing virgin!"
- 4981 : 'Why don't you get a job at Burger Rama? They'll hire you. Why, just the other day I saw on the TV: They had this little retarded boy working the cash register!' 'Because I'm not retarded, mom! I was class valedictorian!' 'Well, you don't have to put that down on your application!'
- 4982 : Ms. Pierce, there's a reason I've been here for 6 months!
- 6832 : i blame my parents. i have a feeling i was concieved on an acid trip.
- 7185 : I'm bursting with fruit flavor.
- 8108 : youve reached our winter of discontent
- 8109 : youve reached the winter of our discontent
- 8812 : Why can't I get just one kiss, Why can't I get just one kiss
- 10580 : "there's no secret handshake. IQ prerequisite, perhaps. But no secret handshake."
- 11969 : We're going to eat gas
- 11987 : I'd really like to know how you rationalized sleeping with a yuppie loser on the first date. Did he dazzle you with his knowledge of mineral water or was it his in depth analysis of Marky Mark that finally drew you in?
- 14754 : Look,my little unemployed waif.....
- 14755 : Who was that?Your pyschic partner?
- 14756 : Who was that?Your psychic partner?
- 16241 : Where'd you hear that...a renaissance festival?
- 16324 : The only thing I learned in College was my Social Security Number.
- 20602 : After the Beep leave a brief justification of a man's ontological evolution in an existential universe.
- 23831 : Sometimes new love comes between old friends. Sometimes the best love was the one that was already there.
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