QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 394 : Connecticut is the fifth ring of hell.
- 475 : Their fights are bitchin'.
- 1790 : Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding.
- 1985 : #1...Then I'm gonna drive to jersey and pick up all the little pieces of your body, put'em in a bag drive back to my house and throw them on the fire. Then I'm gonna sit down and watch the charlie brown christmas special with your ashes heat'in my fucking house Ahhhh!!!! #2Gus? #3What? #4What's that smell #5Shut up
- 2149 : I sleep in the nude...el buffo.
- 4190 : Shut up! Don't make me nuts today, it's Christmas!
- 4191 : Could you see if there is a waste of fucking life named Murray there?
- 5598 : I have a gun, so I can yell. Married people without guns can't yell!
- 5737 : Great I just punched out fuckin' Santa Claus!
- 5987 : You're all just little boys afraid that the world will find out how small your penises are.
- 7387 : #1 Honey, why don't you eat something? #2 Why don't you eat me.
- 9608 : Grandma's eating through her gag
- 9694 : I got you the husky size. You musn't let your weight become a problem.
- 10004 : 1-What's your name? 2-Fuck you, that's my name.
- 11481 : Telling people that she dreams about me being castrated florentine is healthy?
- 12323 : You know what I'm gonna get you next Christmas? A big wooden cross, so everytime you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.
- 12941 : Get me a soda, with some ice in it!small r, period
- 12942 : great, I hijacked my fucking parents.
- 12944 : ...What am I, fucking Oswald here?
- 16258 : Carolyn, why don't you eat some lamb gookins? Lloyd, why dont you eat me?
- 16259 : No one wants to hear your misery.
- 16260 : Is that coffee, or some Scandinavian Christmas potion?
- 16261 : What kind of a Christmas is this? Sex and Drugs and and And Women being burned at the stake?
- 17088 : And who do you think you are? Slipper socks.....Medium.
- 17563 : That's not the spirit of Christmas. The spirit of Christmas is either your good or your bad and you burn in Hell.
- 17610 : Fuck you Lloyd! I work for a living!
- 17611 : Fuck you Lloyd! I work for a living!
- 17823 : Lady, why don't you just sleep with him and let us all off the hook.
- 17896 : Mom, do you think you could shut the fuck up for 5 seconds
- 18054 : You know what this family needs? A mute.
- 19325 : You think my life turned out the way I wanted because I live in this house? You think every time I look in the mirror I shout 'Gee, I'm glad I'm me, and not some 19-year-old billionaire rock star, with the body of an athlete and a 24-hour erection!?' No I don't! So just excuse the shit out of me!
- 19327 : Mom: Lloyd, don't talk to me like that in my own house. Lloyd: You know what, mom? You know what I'm going to get you next year for Christmas? A big wooden cross. So whenever you're feeling unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can just go on up and nail yourself to it.
- 19328 : Dr.Wong: Lloyd, how do you feel about Caroline's affair? Lloyd: It was a long time ago, I'm fine about it. I just don't want to talk about it. Dr.Wong: Well then let me ask you something. What do you want from the marriage now? Lloyd: (through clenched teeth) I wanna stop talking about it.
- 19329 : Caroline:...(sigh) Its no wonder I had an affair. Lloyd: How could you just tell him all that so casually, like you were asking for a glass of water? Caroline: Actually, may I have a glass of water? Lloyd: Why don't you have oral sex, too? I'll go wait in the car! Caroline: No!
- 22674 : 1) You can say I had an affair. 2) You did have an affair.
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