QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 16 : Well, I guess that's one way to go.
- 17 : I drive a Volvo. A beige one.
- 22 : -The feet thing? -Yeah the feet thing.
- 24 : Happily, it'll only take out you and me.
- 423 : I am unarmed, sir.
- 474 : Got my first chemistry set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the car again, been into it ever since.
- 606 : Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
- 1911 : I memorized the timing. I just hope it hasn't been changed.
- 1935 : You're shooting to close to the rocket...him NOT the rocket!!!
- 2033 : what? the feet thing?
- 2034 : what? the feet thing?
- 2540 : I shit you not
- 2767 : Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*ck the prom queen.
- 3009 : How in the name of Zues's but hole...
- 3050 : Well, here and now, the lies stop!
- 3358 : wow, you just fucked up your Ferrari. It wasn't mine.
- 3549 : How do you like how that shit works?
- 3668 : But, do you like your hair?
- 3741 : But, in retrospect, I would've rather been a poet, or a farmer.
- 4802 : I'd take pleasure in guttin' you boy. I'd take pleasure... in guttin' you... boy. I'd... take... pleasure... in guttin' you... boy.
- 5603 : What kind of fucked up tour is this?
- 5650 : The Purple Heart, two Silver Stars and the Congressional Metal of, JESUS...
- 5670 : Womack. Why am I not surprised, you piece of shit.
- 5721 : You want me to inject this thing into my heart? Are you fucking nuts?
- 5919 : #1: Have you resolved the situation? #2: Not yet. Now he has all the guns.
- 6824 : 1. You said it 7 and a half seconds ago 2.well gosh, kindof alots happened since then.
- 6825 : You're on a need to know basis and you don't need to know.
- 6870 : I only have one question - just tell me how in the name of Zeus' butthole did you get out of that cell?
- 6902 : I'm gonna take pleasure in guttin you boy.
- 8198 : The last time I swum this channel I was your age, so I'm fucked either way
- 8199 : I decided I didn't want your kid to grow up without a father
- 8200 : 1) Is that normal? 2) You mean the leg thing?
- 8412 : well thank you very Fuckin' much you lead us into a room with no doors
- 8755 : Trade secrets my son
- 9564 : I saw it in his eyes
- 9875 : What do you want me to do, kill him again?
- 9989 : 1- Do you know how this shit works? 2- Do you know how THIS shit works? 1- ok, we got off to a bad start...Stan Goodspeed, FBI. Let's talk music. you ever hear that Elton John song Rocketman? 2- I don't like any of that soft ass shit. 1- oh you don't....well, i only bring it up because it's you...you're the rocket man. ::woosh!!:: HOW YOU LIKE HOW THAT SHIT WORKS!!
- 10936 : He's got a gun!! Oh yeah, and what have you got, a fkin' water pistol??
- 11572 : Losers always whine about doing their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen!!
- 11587 : I'll take pleasure in guttin' you, boy
- 11588 : What do you want me to do, kill him again?
- 11609 : How in the nave of Zeus' BUTTHOLE did you get out of your cell?
- 12854 : Well, I'm one of those fortunate people who like my job, sir. Got my first chemistry set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again, been into it ever since.
- 13667 : Blew my eyebrows off and never saw the cat again
- 13668 : But in retrospect I'd rather have been a poet or a farmer
- 13674 : Honey, do you want to know who really killed JFK
- 15363 : I didnt see you throw that man over the balcony I swear! All I want to know is are you happy with your haircut?
- 15442 : Losers always whine about their best.
- 16404 : Although it's better than my average day..reading, avoiding gang rape in the washroom, although it's less of a problem these days. Maybe I'm losing my sex appeal
- 17911 : You've been asked by an old friend. You've been given an order by a superior officer. You're now being given your last chance by a man with a gun, hang up that phone.
- 17917 : A) Have you ever been in a combat situation? B) Define combat A) Shap? C) An incursion underwater to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of Marines in possession of 81hostages and fifteen guided rockets armed with VX poison gas. B) Oh, in that case, no.
- 18075 : Your on a need to know basis, and you don't need to know!
- 18519 : I'm only borrowing your Hum-V
- 18882 : A little while ago, you wanted a gun, now you're gonna get a gun and a wetsuit
- 18929 : An EDUCATED man, well that rules out the possibility of you being a field agent
- 19571 : A) I thought you were a chemical freak. B) I'm a chemical SUPER freak, actually, but I still need a gun
- 19919 : No scissors? You gotta be kidding me no scissors! Did they tell Picasso no brush?
- 22394 : You are being detained against your will and for that I apologize.
- 22503 : I drive a Volvo. A beige one.
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