QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 137 : One way or the other, I'm going to get to the bottom of this
- 899 : Yeah, and some skittles!
- 900 : Yeah, and some skittles!
- 1201 : #1.Are you sure this is going to work? #2. My shit ALWAYS works sometimes!
- 1872 : From now on, THAT's how you drive!
- 2608 : I got this partner, I got this...Bullshit!
- 3678 : Hundreds of miles of road in Miami, and you're running out of it!
- 3854 : Why am i tripping over shit i know is there?
- 5024 : those two should just fuck and get it over with
- 5108 : Freeeeeze...MOTHER BITCHES!!!!
- 5154 : Come on MIKE put it back in...I can't believe you took it out!! MARCUS wil kill us if he finds out.
- 5208 : That means she massages shit!!!
- 5221 : I wake up this morning...I got a power ranger up my ass!!!
- 5237 : Damn man...watch where you're swinging a dead leg!!
- 5342 : I was wondering if we could borrow some brown sugar??
- 5350 : You a big Popeye chicken eating mother fucker aren't ya???
- 5589 : You know what, you're argue'n over a motherfucking french fry!
- 5620 : and that would be the tall one or the short one?
- 6628 : you know I read a book that could probably help you guys
- 6876 : bottom line, I will knock you the fuck out.
- 6890 : what am I smellin'?!
- 7149 : Yeah, it's totally fucked............YOU SHUT UP!!!!
- 7150 : WE OUTTA FUCKEN ROAD!!!!!
- 7209 : Mike, just go downstairs and have a Coke and a smile.
- 7482 : Now back up, put the gun down and give me a packet of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.
- 7865 : you didnt feel the dents?
- 8227 : I thought Daddy was in Cleveland
- 8527 : I bet you a big popeye chicken eatin motha fucka.
- 8865 : person 1: Ooh, that was cold. person 2: So's your mama's bed.
- 11289 : you damn right it is limited, no cupholders, no backseat, its a shiny d**k with two chairs in it, i guess we the balls just draggin along
- 11869 : My shit always works......sometimes
- 13970 : It's like a big shiny dick and we're just the balls draggin' along.
- 15971 : Now...let's hear some of them jokes, bitch
- 16332 : where the cup holders i aint got none what do you mean you dont have no cup holders 80000 dollars for this car and you dont got any cup holders it is 105000 and this happens to be one the fastest prodution cars ever made its a limmited edition damn right its limited no cup holders no back seat it just a shiny dick with two chairs in it i geuss we the balls just draggin the fuck along
- 16380 : You drive slow enough to drive Miss Daisy
- 17664 : 1)My baloney has a first name. 2)Actually, your baloney has about thirty names.
- 22515 : (1) That's flesh that you're shoveling into your mouth. You know, that was, like, a living, breathing creature. You know, it probably had a name. (2) It's just bologna. My bologna has a first name.
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