QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 58 : It's like Sputnik!
- 317 : Excuse me, but I think I ordered the LARGE cappuccino.
- 319 : EV-IL, like the FR-U-ITs of the DE-VIL
- 322 : We have a piper down, a piper down!
- 345 : In fact, I think most of Scotland's cuisine is based on a dare
- 352 : Excuse me, I believe I ordered the LARGE cappuccino. HELLO!
- 571 : Mommy, I had an accident in shop. Get the turnicate!
- 732 : They meet trianually at a resort in Colorado known as The Meadows
- 733 : #1 Dad, how can you hate the colonel? #2 Because he puts something in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smarta**!!
- 746 : S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
- 747 : #1 Marry me #2 No #1Please?
- 821 : #1 D smart women intimidate you? #2 No no no no but it's a shame I'll have to destroy you
- 1070 : I have kitten breath
- 1470 : Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size.
- 1748 : You look like Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch
- 2081 : Some of you were there, some of you weren't born yet, and some of you are now DEED!
- 2205 : Tony, you're a right sexy bast***
- 2206 : Heed, Pants, Now!!
- 2207 : Hard Hearted Harbinger of Hagas
- 3802 : To this day I still don't know where my cat is
- 5588 : She smelled like soup.
- 5643 : excuse me, i asked for a LARGE coffee
- 8686 : GROWN MAN GIVES BIRTH...That's a Fact!
- 9792 : she was a theif, you gotta belief, she stole my heart and my cat. *meow!*
- 10007 : STAY FOR A NIGHT CAP!!
- 10647 : Hey you know what this place needs? A really large, over-sized poster of Atlantic City. Oh, look, hey, you got one!
- 11407 : Look at the size a' that boy's head--it's like an orange and a toothpick! Well that's a huge noggin!--that's a virtual planetoid, has it's own weather system. I'm not kiddin that boy's head's like sputnik--spherical yet quite pointy at paths. HEED! PAPER! NOW!! Move that head a' yers and get the paper if ya can--haulin that gargantuan cranium about...He'll be cryin himself to sleep tonight on his huge pilla!
- 11865 : oooohhhh the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug grin... oooh, yer gonna buy my chicken, oooohhh....
- 12365 : Woman, whoa-man, whooooooa-man. . . She makes me horny, on Saturday morny, she stole my heart and my cat!
- 12684 : Woman. Wo-man. WOOAAHH- MAN! She was a teif, you must belief, she stole my heart and my cat!
- 14493 : I'm serious, thats a huge noggin'
- 16387 : He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pilla
- 17445 : Margie: He's fleein the interview!!
- 21251 : Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave for it nightly SMMMARTASSS!
- 23244 : If ya want my body and ya think I'm sexy c'mon baby let me know.
- 23545 : Aye I'm ok....now kiss your Mother or I'll kick yer teeth in
- 23546 : Aye I'm ok son......now kiss your Mother or I'll kick yer teeth in
- 23547 : Aye I'm ok son......now kiss your Mother or I'll kick yer teeth in
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