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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 185 : #1 Are we stopped? #2 Yes sir #1Good. Let's take 5 #2 Very good sir #1 Smoke if you got 'em
- 186 : I'm a maug. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend
- 190 : #1)Your father was a king and your mother a queen which makes you a....... #2) A prince! I'm a prince!!!
- 191 : work work, work work work work work work. Work work, work work work work work work
- 197 : Yogurt! I hate yogurt!
- 365 : #1 Have you found anything yet? #2 No sir! #1 how about you? #3 No, sir? #1 what about you guys? #4 We ain't found shit!
- 637 : It's programmed to go off before you do
- 735 : Knock!Knock before you come in!!
- 741 : #1 When will then be now? #2 soon
- 768 : Only one man would dare give me the raspberry
- 792 : I'm my own best friend!
- 1396 : I'm having trouble with the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps.
- 1805 : What's the matter, Colonel Sanders...chicken?
- 2037 : My hair! He shot my hair!
- 2183 : Why don't we take a five minute break?
- 2293 : We are gathered here today to join these two in the sacrament of Holy...MOLY!
- 2411 : I see your schwartz is as big as mine
- 2497 : oh thats all we need a jewish princess
- 2498 : thoses flashing eyes those lushing lips you know what princess you are ugly when your angry
- 2499 : #1.I told you take only what you need to servive.#2 it's my industrial strength hair dryer and i CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!
- 2557 : My brain is in feet!!!!
- 2558 : I told you to never call me on this wall. This is an unlisted wall!
- 2751 : Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb
- 2830 : I am your mother's, brother's, cousin's, nephew's roommate.
- 2949 : Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb.
- 2953 : Come back, you fat bearded bitch!
- 3356 : No....NOT THAT........ YES.....THAT!
- 3657 : No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls, sir!
- 3932 : That's amazing! That's the same combo I have on my luggage
- 4056 : I have the money and the power and you want both of them and you know it.
- 4327 : "Oh sh**! There goes the planet."
- 4383 : Megamaid's gone from suck to blow
- 4384 : Megamaid's gone from suck to blow
- 4431 : goodbye virgin alarm
- 4432 : good bye virgin alarm
- 4570 : Uh-oh, here comes the bad year blimp!
- 5537 : Come back you fat bearded bitch!
- 6348 : We went for breakfast... in Canada. We mad a deal: if she'd stop hooking, I'd stop shooting people. I guess we were both aiming a little high
- 6349 : We went for breakfast... in Canada. We mad a deal: if she'd stop hooking, I'd stop shooting people. I guess we were both aiming a little high
- 6420 : Person 1: Dim the lights. Person 2: Dimming the lights. 1: Go to infrared. 2: Going to infrared. 1: Pray to God. 2: Prayin to God.
- 6571 : I hate it when my shwartz gets twisted!
- 7007 : If I walked, the movie would be over!
- 7076 : Take only what you need to survive
- 7190 : Oh shit! There goes the planet.
- 7852 : 1.)Did you get the combonation? 2.)Yes. 1.)Good,what is it? 2.)1,2,3,4,5. 1.)1,2,3,4,5? That's amazing I've got the same combonation on my matching lugage
- 7853 : 1.)Did you get the combonation? 2.)Yes. 1.)Good,what is it? 2.)1,2,3,4,5. 1.)1,2,3,4,5? That's amazing I've got the same combonation on my matching lugage
- 8177 : 1-800-d-r-u-i-d-i-a
- 8376 : My hair you shot my Hair
- 9220 : Check Please!
- 10008 : Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big!?
- 10216 : Smoke if ya got em.
- 11283 : 1. OPEN THE DOOR!! 2. I can't, it's used. 1. What about this one? 2. I can't, it's locked. 1. WELL, WHERE THE KEYS?! 2. INSIDE! 1. Oh, GREAT!!!
- 11463 : Keep firing, assholes!
- 11465 : (in deep voice) Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows but....
- 11843 : Funny; she doesn't look Druish.
- 11942 : I'm surrounded by assholes.
- 12224 : Yes, and I'm glad. Glad, glad, glad, glad, glad.
- 12776 : Uh-oh, more pingpongs!
- 12983 : 1) Do you? 2) Yes 1) Do you? 3) Yes 1) Good. Your married. Kiss her.
- 12984 : 1) It's irreversible. 2) Like my raincoat!
- 13036 : ...going right past the alter, heading down the ramp, and out the door.
- 13037 : 1) Oh baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your own. 2) Check please!
- 13710 : Don't be sorry, be quiet!!
- 13925 : Where the hell are we paris?
- 15712 : #1-What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? #2-Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. #1-What happened to then? #2-We passed it. #1-When? #2-Just now, we're at now now. #1-Go back to then! #2-When? #1-Now! #2-Now? #1-Now. #2-I can't #1-Why? #2-We missed it. #1-When? #2-Just now. #1-When will then be now? #2-Soon.
- 16356 : 1-800-D-R-U-I-D-I-A.
- 18776 : Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
- 18777 : Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
- 19337 : We're not just doing this for money. We're doing this for a sh*t load of money!
- 20309 : evil will always win..because good is dumb
- 21170 : Only one man would dare use Raspbery...Lonestar!!!!
- 21539 : " Man we aint found shit"
- 24691 : Dark Helmet: Who is he? Sanders:He's an asshole. Dark Helmet:I know that.What's his name? Sanders:That is his name sir.Asshole.Major Asshole.Dark Helmet:And his cousin? Sanders:He's an Asshole too sir.Gunner's mate 1st class Philip Asshole.Dark Helmet:How many Assholes have we got on this ship? Crew:Yo! Dark Helmet:I knew it,I'm surrounded by assholes.(pulls down helmet) Keep firing assholes!
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