QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 1193 : he called you a 'wildcat' before. i couldn't even pick up on it. he's been playin' me from minute one!
- 1204 : We got all the balls in the world right here, man!
- 2831 : Poor people are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric.
- 3046 : Shoot the hostage.
- 3691 : You see, if I drop this stick, they pick up your friend here with a sponge.
- 4132 : # 1. Gigantor! #2. Ortiz. #1. Ortiz, give me a hand with this.
- 5855 : #1)Oh my God I hit a baby. #2) Cans.
- 5856 : Your friends might be able to get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe. You understand?
- 6511 : I'm gonna go home, have some sex.
- 7842 : 1)sir I need to borrow you phone. 2)take the phone.
- 7844 : 1)how ugly 2)whats ugly
- 7846 : he wont even get a chance to bleed to death
- 9986 : Oh...in two hundred years we've come from 'I regret that I have but one life to give for my country' to 'Fuck you'?
- 9987 : Oh...in two hundred years we've come from 'I regret that I have but one life to give for my country' to 'Fuck you'?
- 10034 : Pop quiz, hotshot!
- 10361 : Person 1: Fuck me! Person 2: Oh darn!
- 10703 : This ain't no bus stop!
- 11583 : #1) How do you feel? #2) Like I've been shot.
- 11584 : #1) Oh, come on, 30 more years of this and you get a tiny pension and a cheap gold watch. #2) Cool.
- 11607 : Here's to you guys for doing your job, and not getting dead.
- 11668 : #1) Did you have any luck with the bomb? #2) Yea, it didn't go off
- 15711 : When that bomb went off, I thought that was it, that was the bomb, and I was dead.
- 15747 : A) You know, they say that relationships that start out based on an intense situation never work out. B) Ok, well, I guess we'll just base it on sex then
- 15804 : 1# I don't believe you shot me. 2# You told me to!
- 15915 : It's finished on the map / They must have fallen behind
- 15918 : I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work
- 17322 : We're at the airport / So What? / I've seen the airport
- 17476 : #1 This is the airport. #2 Yeah? #1 I've already seen the airport.
- 18739 : Do not attempt to grow a brain!
- 22089 : 1)You see, I'm smarter than you. 2)Yeah? Well I'm taller
- 22091 : I like my car. I miss my car.
- 22344 : (1) Anything else that'll keep this elevator from falling? (2) Yeah. The basement.
- 24699 : Yeah, but I'm taller.
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