QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 1138 : I would rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
- 1246 : Pink is my signature color!
- 1254 : No Mama, they're blush and bashfull
- 1273 : we did things that scared the fish
- 1667 : The whole palce looks like it's been hosed down with pepto bismol
- 1826 : Smile! It increases your face value!
- 1827 : You know what they say, that which does not kill us, makes us stronger.
- 2015 : Daddy always says, an ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure.
- 2135 : We'll talk about uncomfortable when you're nine months pregnant.
- 2136 : No, I'm not going to tell them that your pregnant. I'm just going to tell them that I'm going to be a Granddaddy.
- 2405 : Your handwritin's like a serial killer's.
- 2621 : Once, there was this guy, and his name was John. And people said "hi" to him all the time. This is John. Hi, John. How are you today? Have you changed your underwear lately? Does your breath stink? If so, call 1-800-HI-JOHN1. We'll cure that bad breath and nasty underwear siuation right up for you. Thank you for your time. Fade out...
- 3014 : "I'm pleasant! Godammit, I saw Drum Eatonton at the Piggly Wiggly the other day and I smiled at the sonofabitch before I could help myself!"
- 4407 : If you can't say anything nice, come sit by me.
- 4483 : What's the matter with you these days, M'Lynn - You got a Reindeer up yer butt?
- 4552 : Hell...Owen Jenkins!
- 4553 : Are you HIGH, Clairee?!!
- 4638 : An armadillo your joking right?
- 4642 : That looks like an autopsy
- 4727 : Oh, he's a real gentleman. I bet he takes the dishes outta the sink 'fore he pees in it.
- 6272 : Great idea momma, I would just love to see what Tommy'd pick out......
- 6409 : Go on! Hit her!
- 6451 : You're a pig from Hell and must be destroyed.
- 6452 : You know I love you more than my lunagge.
- 6582 : that's what seperates us from the animals, our ability to accessorize.
- 7260 : You are too twisted for color tv...
- 7261 : A group of my friends and I dressed up as nuns and went bar-hopping.
- 7262 : At her age she should be playing beat the clock
- 7492 : #1 I think we should pray. #2 I'd rather eat dirt
- 7643 : all gay men have track lighting .. and all gay men are named marc, rick, or steve.
- 8233 : I just want to know WHY GOD, WHY?!?!?!?
- 8746 : Ms. Truvy, I can assure you that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.
- 9900 : ...he doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.
- 10130 : You know, I'd rather walk on my lips than talk about anyone, BUT...
- 10311 : Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.
- 10937 : Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marchin' across your face.
- 11151 : The only reason people are nice to me is because i have more money than God!!!
- 11837 : #1 Hes a gentleman really #2 I'm sure he is!
- 11896 : #1my weddin, my weddin, my colors are blush and bashful #2 there pink and pink
- 16160 : A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
- 18096 : Like I've always said, if you don't have anything nice to say come sit by me.
- 18346 : looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket
- 19913 : I'd rather have 30 minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special.
- 21321 : A) Have I come at a bad time? B) No, I'm just yellin' at my husband, i can do that any time.
- 23342 : That's it, I found it, I'm in Hell!
- 23734 : The doctor said on our last visit that children are just not possible.
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