QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 278 : i win
- 471 : All I know is that I finally get to kill somebody.
- 521 : Your number one on the death list now, Winger !
- 757 : Oh I'd like to take a big swing at you....
- 928 : #1: Are either of you gay? #2: No, but we are willing to learn.
- 1284 : I like fast cars and fast women.
- 2184 : it's like going in to Wisconsin
- 2459 : That's the fact, Jack!
- 3833 : You Can't Leave...All the plants will die
- 4299 : It's party time Italian style.
- 4680 : Chicks dig me, problably because I rarely ware underware, and when I do it's usually something quite interesting.
- 5568 : No, we aren't homosexual, but we are willing to learn!
- 5569 : No, we aren't homosexual, but we are willing to learn!
- 5653 : I like fast cars and fast women....cuz, that's why my guys in the car club call me the cruiser. They should've called him the dork. But I thought I better sign up for the army before I got drafted. Uh, son, there ain't no draft no more. There was one?
- 5735 : -Where have you been soldier?- -Training Sir!- -What kind of training soldier?- -Army taining sir-
- 5736 : -Well we could join a monastery- -You ever see a monk get wildly jumped by 20 teenage girls?- -No- -Well that's out.-
- 5958 : 'OK, is there anyone here who know any English?' *man raises hand* 'Yes, you know some English?' 'Son of Bitch! Shit!' All: 'Son of Bitch! Shit!'
- 6581 : if it were me i'd bet everything; but that's me, mr. vegas.
- 9766 : Cheecogo! Bang bang!
- 11687 : Lee Harvey, the time you made it with the cow, man I want to party with you!
- 11689 : You're a lean, mean, fightin' machine!
- 13009 : There's something wrong with us. Something very, very wrong with us!
- 14003 : I'm a lean, mean, fighting machine!
- 14004 : You're a mutant!
- 14005 : You're a mutant!
- 16368 : And I don't like nobody touchin' me. Any of you....homos....touch me, and I'll kill you.
- 16800 : 1. This isn't what it looks like. 2. No, we're just good friends.
- 17296 : I got three dollars I can do five pushups
- 17297 : All I know is I finally get to kill somebody.
- 17948 : lee harvey...you're a MADMAN! when you stole that cow...and your friend tried to make it with the cow...i wanna party with you, cowboy.
- 17949 : lee harvey...you're a MADMAN! when you stole that cow...and your friend tried to make it with the cow...i wanna party with you, cowboy.
- 17950 : lee harvey...you're a MADMAN! when you stole that cow...and your friend tried to make it with the cow...i wanna party with you, cowboy.
- 17959 : ...lee harvey...you're a MADMAN. when you stole that cow...and your friend tried to make it with the cow...i wanna party with you, cowboy...
- 17960 : ...lee harvey...you're a MADMAN. when you stole that cow...and your friend tried to make it with the cow...i wanna party with you, cowboy...
- 18226 : Sargeant? I think it's a bad idea to march today. It is the cold and flu season.
- 18550 : Have you got something in a low rise bikini? Mesh if possible.
- 18604 : Gimme a kick! Whoa! Part my hair!
- 18642 : Alright! Any of you suckholes wanna come up here and knock me off?!?!
- 18681 : 1) Hey! This is a loading zone! You can't park here! 2) We're not parking it, we're abandoning it.
- 18740 : A) I don't think you'd find it funny, sir B) Now how do you know? I got one HELLUVA sense of humor
- 18909 : Whoa....I thhought that was a dog around your neck
- 19057 : AAARRRRRMMY training, sir!!!
- 19108 : Your problem is that you've never had the Aunt Jamima treatment.
- 19193 : So, what, I guess we dig each other and we'll be seeing each other around the officers' club?
- 19205 : Someday Tito Puente will be dead
- 19375 : Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?
- 19547 : Beat the shit out of 'em, Ox!
- 21445 : Any of you homos touches me--I'll kill ya.
- 21991 : You're a mutant! You're a killer!
- 22383 : (1) I have a plan (2) Great, Custer had a plan too
- 22528 : Tito Puente will be dead, and you'll say, "I've been listening to him for years."
- 23116 : We're Americans. That means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.
- 24325 : I've always been kind of a pacifist. When I was a kid, my father told me, "Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it." I don't know what kind of soldier I'm gonna make, but I want you guys to know that if we ever get into really heavy combat... I'll be right behind you guys. Every step of the way.
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