QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 1257 : They called us filthy pigs.... US!!!!
- 1637 : 1.Would you like to kiss me on the veranda? 2. no, on the lips would be fine
- 1658 : Tell us we will die like dogs.
- 1781 : Ha! That's a pretty good trick too huh? Ha Ha!
- 3186 : The in famous el Guapo? The IN famous?!
- 3587 : We raped the horses and rode off on the women
- 3623 : these are funny guys, just kill one of them
- 4430 : Mr. , can i have your watch when you are dead?
- 4825 : can i have your watch when you are dead?
- 5372 : #1 When do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you?? #2 Tonight....OR I WILL KILL HER!!!
- 6003 : chup chup chup chup chup chup NANNNY!!!!
- 6265 : looks like somebody's been down here with the ugly stick
- 6924 : young man... you, have, got it... and....uh!
- 7109 : and squeeze the shit out of them
- 7912 : well didn't you see the little balls?
- 7953 : 1)or i'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil 2) what do you mean? 1)i don't know
- 8024 : 1) that'll be the day 2) what did he say 3) he said that'll be the day
- 8042 : 1)that'll be the day 2)what did he say? 3)he said that'll be the day mr _________
- 8244 : Looks like someone came down here with the Ugly Stick
- 8422 : Do you have anything besides Mexican food?
- 8668 : ...Morrow I wil take 50 men wid me, find deez tree ringos, open deir stomachs, grab deir intestins and skweez de shit outta dem!
- 8671 : 1) I ave put many booootiful pinatas in de storoom each of dem filled wid many surprises. 2)Many pinatas? 1) Oooh yees Many! 2) Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? 1) A wha? 2) A plethora. 1) Oh yes yoo have a plethora.
- 9713 : Lip balm?
- 12571 : (1st) That's a mail plane. (2nd) How can you tell?
- 13240 : Do you know what foreplay is? Good. Neither does el Guapo!
- 13827 : You want the woman, you take the woman.
- 18128 : 1 hey look, it's a mail plane! 2 how can you tell? 1...see those little balls?
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