QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 145 : You was in the tank last night, braggin' on your limosine, your the motherf#cker we were gonna call
- 528 : Can I have everyones attention please.....(music stops).....Get-The-Fuck-Out!!!!
- 906 : Is there a problem officer?
- 1326 : It aint too cool being a jive turkey,so close to Thanksgiving.
- 2240 : YEAH!
- 2241 : (Valentine): Looking good, Lewis! (Winthorp): Feeling good, Billy-Ray!
- 2242 : Strip, you little shit, before I tear you a new asshole!
- 2272 : It was the Dukes, it was the dukes
- 4276 : We are moving. We are moving
- 5101 : Merry New Year!
- 6850 : I need more of that uni-directional bonding strip
- 7364 : Hey, bubbles man! Say man when I was growin' up if wanted a jakuzi we had to fart in the tub.
- 10033 : ...no more god damn jerky beef!
- 10809 : Then these guys are from the fag side aren't they? Then what's my next move? Thanks man, you've been a lot of help!
- 11428 : Those men wanted to have sex with me
- 12017 : Oh officers, I would like to help you but I ain't seen nothin since I stepped on a landmine back in Vietcong..you were in Nam, so were we. Where were you at? Oh, I was in Sindang, Bangdong, I was all over the place baby, lot'a places.
- 12018 : Oh officers, I would like to help you but I ain't seen nothin since I stepped on a landmine in Vietcong back in 72'..you were in Nam, so were we. Where were you at? Oh, I was in Sindang, Bangdong, I was all over the place baby, lot'a places.
- 13886 : 1)When they brought you in here you were screaming like a bitch. 2)YEAH!!!
- 14504 : You're a dead man, Valentine!
- 15010 : Goodbye, Winthorpe.
- 15011 : Billy Ray Valentine. Capricorn.
- 15013 : I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain!
- 15050 : I have legs!
- 15055 : #1: How much do you want to bet? A: The usual amount.
- 15056 : This kind of thing happens to me every week.
- 15057 : I want you, Lewis. Now!
- 15058 : Ever make it with an ape?
- 15084 : Give me your hands. You've never done a hard day's work in your life, have you?
- 15086 : You're a prostitute
- 15088 : Hello, Security? Merry Christmas!
- 15090 : Get lost, you maggot!
- 15147 : Freeze, Slimeball!
- 15148 : Merry New Year!
- 18568 : Naw. I believe that I can hang out with you fellas for a little while.
- 18710 : 1) May I suggest you use the nightstick officer? 2) Get out of here!
- 24761 : That's called the Quart o' Blood technique. You do that, a quart o' blood will drop outta person's body.
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