QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 991 : Take the greatest orgasm you've ever had, multiply that by a thousand and you can't come close to it.
- 2227 : All I'm trying to say is that The Name of the Rose was merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory.
- 3797 : Most people hate the English. I don't - they're just wankers.
- 7048 : Lookin' at me, right fuckin' at me....
- 7302 : Choose life, choose a job, choose a family, CHOOSE A CAREER!!!
- 7386 : The worst toilet in Scotland
- 9842 : whats on the menu this evening, sir
- 9845 : one thousand years from now there will be no guys and no girls. just whankers. sounds great to me.
- 10095 : Do you know what they do to people like me inside? They'd cut my balls off and flush them down the fucking toilet
- 10105 : Music is changing, even drugs are changing. You've gotta find sumthing new
- 10114 : at one point youve got it, then you lose it, then it's gone forever
- 10117 : I havent felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978
- 10487 : I'd expect you to be a considerate lover, generous but firm. failure on your part to live up to these very reasonable expectations will result in swift resumption of out non-sex situation. Right?
- 10488 : It's Shite being scottish! We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servial, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. they're just wanders. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We ruled by the effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference.
- 10583 : It seemed he had no theory with which to explain a moment like this. Nor did I. Our only response was to keep on going and fuck everything.
- 10584 : Because shoplifting is theft, which is a crime, and despite what you may belive, there is no such entity as victimless crime.
- 10617 : For a vegitarian, Rents, you're a fucking evil shot
- 10618 : For a vegitarian, Rents, you're a fucking evil shot
- 10621 : _____ (name) had done well. I was proud of him. He fucked up good and proper.
- 10632 : Fuck you. If you can't hold a pint, then you shouldn't be in the pub, mate, now fuck off.
- 10635 : It's not our fault. YOur boy went down because he was a fucking smack-head, and if that's not your fault, I don't know what is.
- 10825 : 1: would you care for an appetizer? 2: no thank you, I think I'll proceed directly to the intravaneous injection of hard drugs.
- 10846 : Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel No. 5 , and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances, I'll settle for anywhere.
- 10967 : 1) What were you talking about? 2) Football. What were you talking about? 1) Shopping
- 11300 : what are my resons? I don't have resons. who needs resons wene you have heroien
- 11338 : for all the good they've done me, I might as well have stuck them up my arse.
- 11341 : Charlie Nicholas, David Niven, Malcolm McLaren, Elvis Presley....
- 11344 : NO. No clinics. No methadone. It only made you worse, you said so yourself. You lied to up, son. Your own mother and father.
- 11346 : the cards. The last thing i said to you was mind the cards (2) Well, I ve not brought them. (1) it's fucking boring without the cards.
- 11347 : Bit Fucking late, like.
- 11348 : Bit Fucking late, like.
- 15569 : Do you see the beast,, have you got it in your sights? / Clear enough Miss Moneypenny
- 15738 : this was the dodgiest scam in the world of dodgy scams,and this scam was being perpatrated by three complete fuck ups"
- 18111 : i'm not constipated anymore.
- 18112 : i'm not constipated anymore.
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