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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 1513 : Do i look like a blonde with big boobs and an ass that tasted like french vanilla ice cream
- 1514 : Do i look like a blonde with big boobs and an ass that tastes like french vanilla ice cream
- 1704 : You musta thought it was White Boy Day.
- 2446 : Your son, fuckhead that he is, left his driver's license in a dead guy's hand.
- 3074 : You must have thought it was white-boy day......It ain't white-boy day is it?
- 3075 : You must have thought it was white-boy day......It ain't white-boy day is it?
- 3085 : If I ever did eat any pussy. I would never eat any pussy, right? But if I did eat some pussy, I sure as hell wouldn't tell no goddamm body about it. I'd be ashamed as a motherfucker, man.
- 3089 : Don't be condenscending to me, man. I'll fucking kill you, man.
- 5061 : I'm the anti-christ! You've never seen evil so purely personified as in my person!
- 5062 : We park our cars in the same garage!
- 5405 : #1 who the fuck is dick? #2 you want me to suck his dick? #1 NO, WHO THE FUCK IS DICK?
- 5406 : #1 who the fuck is dick? #2 you want me to suck his dick? #1 NO, WHO THE FUCK IS DICK?
- 5751 : its better to have a gun and not need it then to need a gun and not have it.
- 5752 : its better to have a gun and not need it then to need a gun and not have it.
- 5753 : its better to have a gun and not need it then to need a gun and not have it.
- 6297 : it ain't white boy day.
- 6298 : it ain't white boy day.
- 9373 : 1: Do I look like a blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like french vanilla ice cream? 2: What? 1: Do I look like a blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like french vanilla ice cream? 2: No. 1: Then why are you trying to fuck me?
- 11038 : I am the anti-christ. You tell the angels in heaven that you've never seen an evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.
- 11482 : He's right...she does taste just like a peach!
- 12950 : That sh*t fascinates me...
- 13545 : I'd fuck Elvis. Well when he was alive, not now.
- 13650 : And as the sun sets slowly in the west we bid you a fond farewell
- 13991 : So YOU my friend. . .are part eggplant.
- 15234 : Tell the angels in heaven you have never seen evil so singulary personified as you did in the face of the man that killed you
- 16194 : You want me to suck his dick?
- 19207 : D- Sit down boy. Grab your self a egg roll. We got everything here from a diddle-eyed Joe to damned if I know. C- No thanks. D- No thanks? What's that mean? See, we're sittin' down here gettin' ready to negotiate, and you've already given up your sh*t. You haven't event sat down yet. Boy, on that television over there is a woman with her titties hangin' out, and you aint even bother to look yet. Now, I know I'm pretty, but I aint as pretty as no set of titties. You're just clockin' at me. C- I'm not sittin' 'cause I'm stayin', I'm not eatin' 'cause I'm not hungry, and I'm not watchin' the movie 'casue I've already seen it seven years ago. It's the Mack, with Carol Speed and Richard Pryor. I'm not starin', I just don't like you. Now in that envelope right ther is some pay off money. Alabama's movin' on to greener pastures. What's in that envelope is worth my piece of mind, and not one penny more. D- It's empty. You know what we got here Marty? Mother fu*kin' Charlie Bronson. Mister Majestic. Now listen here, Charlie, I aint got no hold over Alabama, I'm just tryin' to lend a girl a helpin' hand...
- 19896 : Your ancestors are niggers. Yeah, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, yeah, and she had a half nigger kid... Now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? Cause you, you're part eggplant.
- 21443 : I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress...and you didn't have a dick.
- 21469 : Clarence Worley? It sounds almost like a nigger name.
- 21470 : Clarence Worley? It sounds almost like a nigger name.
- 21475 : I'm going to go jump in the tub and get all wet and slippery and soapy. Then hop in that waterbed and watch x-rated movies till you get your ass back in my loving arms.
- 21569 : I had to come all the way from the highways and biways of Tallahassee florida to Motor City Detroit to find my true love.
- 21732 : Do you want a Goober?
- 24380 : He has more taste than my penis
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