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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 385 : Everybody is going to fall in love. Except me. And the lady with the side burns.
- 690 : Hey psycho get outta my van halen t-shirt before you jinxs the band and they break up!
- 1585 : Say Robbie,that song wasn't to bad.I know these guys at a record company,I'll tell them about you.
- 1586 : They were cones.
- 1599 : Why don't you have a few drinks and drive home.
- 1600 : Say hello to your brother Tito for me.
- 1655 : You said she was gonna get and she didnt even know it.
- 1682 : Oh....I like her.
- 1747 : Somebody get some pants on that kid!
- 2131 : You really helped me out alot, like that time when I was in rehab, and the time I couldn't find my car.
- 2559 : Cindy and Scott are newly weds! WOOPIDIE DOO!!
- 3185 : Pretty good, but you hit two cones. Those could have been guests at her wedding. THEY'RE CONES!
- 3575 : I am so in love with you
- 4035 : sounds like a country song to me.
- 4045 : Good luck finding a DJ who can shake like this!!!!
- 4055 : Well I have the microphone...SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY GOD DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!
- 4063 : Things that could have been brought to my attention yesterday.
- 4270 : Once again something that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY.
- 4296 : 1st guy:she's gonna get it and she doesn't even know it .2nd guy: and your the one whos gonna give to her , huh?
- 4400 : "Yeah, shut your mouth."
- 4455 : Well, I have a microphone, and you dont. SO you will listen to every word I have to say!
- 4992 : I'm sorry. I used to be much stronger.
- 5269 : He may have turret's syndrome, we're not sure yet.
- 6854 : Once again, information I could have used yesterday!!
- 7360 : Alright remember: alcohol=puke=smelly mess=nobody likes you.
- 7454 : Aunt Linda, you're a bitch #2. Well I have a microphone and you don't, so you will listen to every single word I have to say!!!!
- 8448 : You're going to the mental institution
- 8657 : No, Sir, I have no experence. But I'm a big fan of money. I like it. I use it. I have a little. It's in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'l like to put more in that jar. Thats where you come in.
- 8881 : Julia Gulia?
- 9299 : Someone shot J.R., I think he's dead or something
- 9988 : Loose that glove man you look nuts.
- 10864 : Are you going to throw up too?
- 10865 : Are you going to throw up too?
- 11641 : Cuckoo's Nest, Cuckoo's nest!
- 11798 : They rip your heart out of your ass.
- 11912 : He has lost his mind!! and I am reaping all the Benefits!!
- 12893 : Well I have the microphome and you don't! SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY GOD DAMN WORD I SAY!
- 13373 : You suck!! ... (in the background: You suuuuuuccccckkkkk!!!)
- 13711 : Coo-Coo's nest, Coo-Coo's nest!!
- 14067 : glenn: its a cd player, julia: you wanna play a record?
- 15935 : You need a prostitute!!
- 17395 : A) And you like to be the guy that helps 'em realize that, dont you? B) Yes I do. A) You wanna be like Fonzie, don't you? B) Yes I do
- 17722 : I let him look at my boobs. Not my finest hour, but it's been a pleasant working environment ever since
- 17756 : #1. You better get outta the way Billy or you're gonna get hurt. #2 Nobody talks to Billy Idol that way!!
- 17769 : They were cones.
- 18208 : I still got the spandex; you want me to put them on?
- 18762 : A) She left a note B) What'd it say? A) She's not coming B) So it was a BAD note
- 19035 : A) He's into junk bonds B) They're savings bonds, do I tell people you're into junk waitressing?
- 19308 : Noone wants to see a fifty year old guy hitting on chicks.
- 19473 : remember in Puerto Rico, i think they were prostitues but I don't remember paying
- 19809 : well thank you, you've just inspired me to hire a dj
- 19985 : i like money. i use it. i have a little. i keep it in a jar on top of the refridgerator. i'd like to add more to that jar...that's where you come in.
- 20647 : remember: alcohol equals puke, equals smelly mess, equals nobody likes you.
- 21861 : And when I think of you, Linda, I hope you fucking choke!
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