QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 52 : That's not a joke, that is a severe behavoral disorder.
- 481 : I say. . . you fellas get along with your parents?
- 525 : He doesn't even have his licence, Lisa.
- 730 : Why are you such a wanker ?
- 864 : dont' let john wayne hear you say that.
- 1146 : Hey, that looks pretty good...fix yourself one dick weed.
- 1147 : Hey, that looks pretty good.....fix yourself one dickweed.
- 1766 : you are so up-tight, your middle name is tense
- 1983 : #1He don't even have a license Lisa. #2 He's right I don't
- 2409 : That's nasty Wyatt! That's Chet, Gary!
- 2783 : do you think they're having fun being catatonic in a closet?
- 2824 : Maybe it was a dream, you know, a very weird, bizarre, vivid, erotic, wet, detailed dream. Maybe we have malaria.
- 2862 : There's nothing more important to a teenage boy than his grandparents
- 3348 : I hate this car! I HATE IT!
- 3590 : sex drugs rock and roll chips dips chains whips
- 3864 : their gonna shit eggrolls
- 4187 : Do you have anything in leather or rubber or barbed wire?
- 4365 : can you hammer a nail with your penis?..a girl has got to have her standards!
- 4463 : I want to get to bottom of this a.s.a.f.p. But first, I'd like to butter your muffin
- 4590 : How about a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?w
- 5076 : How 'bout you bend over, and I'll shove it straight up yo' ass?
- 6638 : my nuts are half way up my ass but other than that i'm just perfect
- 6782 : We can dance, that's great. Maybe if we put our noses to the door we can smell the food.
- 6783 : person 1- In your race for power and glory, you forgot one..small..detail. person 2-We forgot to hook up the doll! person 1- You forgot... to hook up... the doll.
- 7405 : He puke's, you die
- 8065 : He's an Asshole anyone with a haircut like that you know he's an Asshole.
- 8066 : well my nuts are half way up my ass but other then that I'm perfect.
- 9422 : I can be a real bitch when I don't geet what I want
- 9423 : ok you die and she walks out of her with a sevear limp
- 9597 : #1: Crazy insane? #2: Insane? #3: Crazy?
- 9998 : ya know, listening to this blus music reminds me of my own trials and tribulations as a young guy.
- 10032 : Drink it!
- 11693 : - -Shower with them.
- 13537 : What that boy talkin' bout' on the telephone?
- 15741 : A) Tell me, what's a beautiful broad like you doin' with a muhlaka like this? B) It's purely sexual A) No shit. B) She's into muhlakas, Dino.
- 16391 : You're stewed buttwad. Do you know what time it is? It's time to pay the fiddler.
- 16417 : Are you looking at the R.P.M.s?
- 17043 : Chet!!! AWW, shit!!!
- 17546 : A) Don't worry, everything's cool. B) Everything's cool? (Yells out window) EVERYTHING'S COOL! B) Yeah, my mom and dad are gonna castrate me, my mom almost had like a cardiac arrest, but yeah everything's cool, I mean everything just couldn't be better
- 17549 : My dad's a plumber, right dad, you're a plumber, so I guess you..plumb, right?
- 17952 : She did what?!
- 22667 : You spit in this?
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