QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 513 : Well the buffet plate is $12.50. You get peaches, plums, oranges and bananas
- 999 : catch you later Vic.
- 1202 : This is not my locker
- 4474 : Is this the man who wrecked the buffet at the Harold Club this evening?
- 4523 : We're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe
- 4871 : Is this the man who wrecked the buffet at the Harot Club this morning?
- 5090 : I ain't falling for no banana in my tailpipe!!!
- 5333 : I hate shotguns
- 9643 : I hope you parked it in a good spot. All this s*** happened last time I was here.
- 9644 : I hope you parked it in a good spot. All this s*** happened last time I was here.
- 9749 : Police officer!! You're all under arrest!!
- 14502 : I hate machine guns!
- 14503 : You do that again, I'll shoot you myself!
- 14695 : #1: I'm driving. I saw your car. #2: Oh man, that's cold!
- 14696 : Phil! Phil! What's with the hostility! You've changed!
- 14697 : Police! Move and I'll kill you!
- 14698 : Let me get my keys and we can argue on the way down.
- 15370 : A) Is this your car? B) No, around here we just take whichever one is closest
- 15371 : You know, Victor, I know you're into alot of crooked shit, and I have a pretty good idea that you had Mikey killed, and when I find out for sure, I'm gonna fuck you up real bad
- 15378 : Now listen to me my tough little friend. I don't know from under which stone you crawled or where you get these ridiculous accusations about me, but it's become painfully obvious you haven't got the slightest fucking idea who you're dealing with
- 15383 : A) I got a great idea, I got a GREAT idea...let's steal a car B) Are you serious? I'm a fuckin' police officer, i can't be stealin' cars no more man, what's wrong with you?
- 15753 : A) I see you're still breakin' into peoples' houses. B) Well whattya expect with that door, why dontcha buy a real f###in lock for that door huh?
- 16159 : A) What's the charge? B) Disturbing the peace A) DISTURBING THE PEACE? I got thrown out of a f$#*in' window, man! What's the charge on getting thrown out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalkin'?
- 16310 : A) He said you're a very good cop, now I find that very hard to believe B) Oh, but it's true A) He also said he nearly had to fire you for insubordination, now I find that very EASY to believe
- 17182 : Tell Victor that Ramon---the fella he met about a week ago?---tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.
- 17183 : 1) We're more likely to believe him than some foul-mouthed jerk from out of town. 2) "Foul-mouthed"? Fuck you!
- 17548 : A) If you hurt her... B) Yes, I'm all ears A) I'll kill you B) Really? That would be a neat trick
- 18493 : A) How do you know it was a professional hit? B) I didn't just walk in here from the cotton fields, whoever killed your friend wasn't worried about YOUR little narrow ass, if he was, you'd be lying next to him in that meat wagon
- 18987 : A) Wellll 'cuz! B) Are you still pissed at me? A) Oh no, no, but I shoulda taken care of you back in Detroit... when I popped your little buddy!
- 19742 : A) I remember you used to drive that old crappy blue Chevy Nova, what do you drive now? B) Same crappy blue Chevy Nova
- 19747 : A) It's like a world famous place, ya ever hear of it? B) Uh yeah, I buy all my art there
- 21141 : A) I also remember you went to jail over that. B) It wasn't jail, it was like a state school A) State school is jail when you're 15!
- 21354 : A) How much for the banana? B) Well the buffet plate is $12.50, you get peaches, plums, oranges and bananas. A) All I want is a couple bananas. B) (Looks around) Go on, you take those bananas
- 23175 : Okay, after you get done at the hospital, you're on vacation. But if you decide to butt into this case, it'll be the longest vacation you ever heard of!
- 23280 : Were more likely to believe an important group of business people, than a foul-mouthed jerk from outta town!
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