QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 164 : Jesus, Mary and Joesph!!!!!!
- 773 : i hope your babies look like monkeys!
- 853 : i'm the mary, you're the rhoda
- 1517 : I work drywall for her father's construction company.
- 1521 : Ah. Me, too. With you.
- 2501 : 1) I know I was a jerk although I never did fuck a sheep or my sister 2) Why couldn't catch them.
- 3036 : Kristy why are you such a nasty B*tch ?
- 3319 : Twice the taste in half the time - for the gal on the go.
- 3320 : Excuse me but I cut my foot earlier and my shoe is filling up with blood.
- 4159 : You are Columbus and I am America!! Discover me!!!
- 4904 : Whats your problem? Why do you always have to be such a nasty b!tch? So yeah, ok maybe we did make up that story...but it was only so you would treat us like humans. But you know what? We dont like you, your a bad person with an ugly heart, and we dont give a flying f *ck what you think!!
- 5675 : "It's like I've given birth to my own baby girl, only its a big giant girl who smokes and says shit a lot. Ya know?
- 6294 : All I've had to eat for the past 24 hours is gummy bears, jelly beans and candy corns
- 6466 : If anybody needs to make a call, I've got a phone
- 6468 : You look so good with blonde hair and black roots, it's like not even funny.
- 7274 : Ok Romy...you look so good with blonde hair and black roots it's, like, not even funny.
- 8057 : Oh my gosh I cant believe how cute I look
- 8058 : Oh my gosh I cant believe how cute I look
- 8873 : I invented post-its
- 11394 : IM THE MARY!!
- 11725 : 1-Well we didn't go get fat. 2-We're pregnant! 1-Well we hope your kids look like Monkeys
- 12258 : ok, but if you fu** with me in any way, i will rip each and every apendage from your body, starting with your dick. Kapeesh!!!
- 13174 : Did you deduct 16 pounds for your shoes?
- 13280 : Why don't you go fuck a sheep, or your sister, or yourself
- 14231 : You look so good with blonde hair and black roots its like not even funny.
- 14232 : Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood.
- 14233 : I hope your babies look like monkeys!
- 14234 : If you fuck with me in any way, I will rip each and ever appendage from your body starting with your dick. Capice?
- 14235 : This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.
- 14676 : Yeah, for me though, it's like I've given birth to my own baby girl, you know, except she's like a big giant girl who smokes and says sh*t a lot, you know?
- 14677 : Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe's filling up with blood...
- 16711 : (Gasp) I just get really happy when they finally let her shop!
- 18198 : I don't think we have anything for you. You're obviously in the wrong place. Please leave.
- 21874 : Oh no! not you! I was trying to scare your little boy
- 21875 : What guy will I have sex with at the reunion?
- 21876 : Why donít you go fuck a sheep, or your sister, or yourself!
- 21877 : 1) Hey **** what does this remind you of? 2) Oh I know! This lady is sick!
- 22010 : 1) But you know the one thing I don't have? 2)Your own country?
- 22903 : Close the door, and we'll work something out.
- 23211 : You with your legs and you with your hair, walking on your legs, flipping your hair, I couldn't compete with that!
- 23213 : (1)Ouch! That's gotta hurt! (2) It's called mummification, you'll be dead when they do it. (1) Just do me a favor, when I die, don't put me down for mummification.
- 23214 : This underwear is totally riding up my butt crack.
- 24655 : I'm so glad you didn't bring your big notebook with you
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