QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 182 : #1 Can't we hire a straight maid for the night? #2 There are no straight maids in South Beach
- 236 : I know this might be a stretch, but John Wayne
- 1151 : Madonna! Madonna!
- 1884 : Ahhhh, but theres no point in me wearing shoes, because they make me fall down...
- 1885 : Ahhhh, but theres no point in me wearing shoes, because they make me fall down...
- 3708 : I was adorable once.Young and full of hope. And now, look at me, I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle aged thing!
- 3918 : You do Fossy, Fossy, Fossy or Martha Gramm, Martha Gramm, or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna. Just keep it all on the inside.
- 4294 : 1- Why is he chewing gum? That's so unprofessional! 2- It helps me think. 1- Honey, you're wasting gum!
- 4295 : 1- What's this "Pirin"? Are you nuts, giving him drugs? What is Pirin? 2- It's just Aspirin with the A and the S scratched off.
- 7611 : ooops shiny
- 7612 : ooops shiny
- 7613 : ooops shiny
- 8243 : person 1 : That sarcastic contemptuous tone. That means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
person 2 : You're not a woman.
- 8694 : It's like riding a psychotic horse toward a burning stable.
- 11776 : That was John Wayne in a tutu.
- 12974 : F*ck THe Shoes!
- 13153 : #1: When you gonna let me audition for your show? #2: When you have talent.
- 13154 : What is this...sludge?
- 13763 : MADONNA! MADONNA! MADONNA!
- 15306 : A) Everything'll be in place by the time you get back. B) Back? Where am I going? A) You didn't tell him B) Tell me what? C) Well, Val's having company over and we thought it'd be best if you weren't here B) Oh, well...I'm leaving. The monster, the FREAK is leaving. You're safe now. C) It's just that....B ) I Understand, just while people are around
- 15439 : A) There's an egg in my soup. B) A what? A) An egg!! B) Why, yes it is, it is a HUEVO. This is sooo Guatemalan. Poultry is the only real form of currency there. A woman is said to be worth her weight in hens, while a mans' value is based on the size of his cock.
- 17844 : A) Don't give me that tone B) What tone? A) That sarcastic, contemptuous tone that says you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman B) You're not a woman A) Oh, you bastard!
- 18479 : A) Augh, what is this, sludge? B) Yes it's sludge, I thought it'd make a nice change from coffee
- 18523 : A) I want a palimony agreement B) Well I don't have a palimony agreement on me right NOW
- 18862 : Oh don't look at me like that, I didn't kill him..he died and left me everything
- 18899 : Who is he? Who's your little chippy?!
- 19042 : The money's on the dresser, Chocolate
- 19272 : A) Agador! B) Spartacus! Agador Spartacus..he insists on being called by his full name!
- 22513 : You know, I used to feel that way too until I found out that Alexander the Great was a fag. Talk about gays in the military!
- 22720 : Why you didn't tell me you seeing Val last night, you bad mang, I would not have been so sassy to joo.
- 23270 : A) Too much? B) No actually it's perfect, I just never knew that John Wayne walked that way!
- 23302 : He blew a bubble while I was singing, he can't do that while I'm SINGING!!
- 24239 : You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian.
- 24240 : You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian.
- 24511 : 1) I'm leaving you my boots... 2) No!! 1) My stereo... 2)Don't want it! 1) And my wigs. 2) Which wigs. 1) My best wigs.
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