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Not too close!!
What kind of mother would I be if I didn't give my daughters tits...tips.
Does Jeff know?
I was the best beefsteak tomato, the best cucumber, I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass!
I think there should be a theatre that only opens when it rains.
#1) You know he gave me a ring, He gave me a diamond ring. #2) Well what did you say? #1) What do you mean, "What did I say?" I said I gotta think it over. I went in the ladies room, I almost pissed in the sink. I'm in trouble, man!
That's a corncob!
1) I'm an untalented old has been. 2) Were you ever famous? 1) No. 2) Then how can you be a has been?
1) I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back? 2) How do you feel about Cleveland?
I think we're getting into a weird area here
I am not Emily Kimberly daughter of Alma Kimberly, no I'm not, I'm Edward Kimberly...
I'm very proud of being a woman!
You take your hands off me or I'll knee your balls right through the roof of your mouth!
Pardon me but is my acting interfering with your talking?
You can't where white to a casual dinner, its too dressy!
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