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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 1330 : "This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
- 2629 : Rug pee-ers didn't do this.
- 2630 : See what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry?
- 2944 : Don't fuck with the Jesus.
- 3112 : Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman
- 3125 : Shut the fuck up, Donny!
- 3313 : I'm just gonna find a cash machine
- 3679 : You're in for a world of pain, man... a WORLD of pain...
- 3680 : HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY?! There are rules! Now mark it fucking zero!
- 3726 : What's a pederast, Walter?
- 3727 : Eight year olds, dude.
- 4103 : so you think the carpet peeers did this?
- 4438 : Fuck it, let's go bowling.
- 5468 : I did not take it bowling. It is not taking your turn. I am not buying it a fucking beer.
- 5469 : I did not take it bowling. It is not taking your turn. I am not buying it a fucking beer.
- 5470 : I did not take it bowling. It is not taking your turn. I am not buying it a fucking beer.
- 5471 : I did not take it bowling. It is not taking your turn. I am not buying it a fucking beer.
- 5767 : Donny, you're outta your element!!
- 5768 : I'm the Dude...or Duder, or His Dudeness, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing...
- 5769 : Obviously....you're not a golfer.....
- 5770 : It's down there somewhere...lemmie take another look....
- 5771 : Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women..... man.....
- 5772 : I'm stayin'...I'm finishin' my coffee..........enjoyin' my coffee.....
- 5773 : Hey...at least I'm housebroken!
- 5774 : I mean, had it ever occured to you that this isn't just some sort of an ah, ah, ah...y'know?
- 5775 : That had not occured to us, Dude.
- 5776 : Also, Dude...Chinaman is not the perferred nominclature....Asian American...please.
- 5777 : "and this guy peed on it..."........Donny, please.
- 5778 : Lotta ins, lotta outs......lotta what have yous.....
- 5779 : Ah, hey! This is a private residence, man.
- 5780 : Do you like sex Mr. Lebowski? Sex, the physical act of love....coitus as some refer to it...
- 5781 : Mind if I do a jay?
- 5782 : "Phone's ringin' Dude"....Thank you, Donny!
- 5783 : Just relax Dude, nothing is fucked here, nothing is fucked...you're being very Un-Dude.
- 5784 : What d'ya need that for Dude?
- 5785 : Do you see, Donny? Do you see?!? This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!
- 5786 : Calmer than you are...
- 5787 : No, Donny...these men are cowards.
- 5788 : Look, man..here...take the four dollars....
- 5789 : "What d'ya do Lebowski?" Look, who the fuck are you, man?
- 5790 : Y'know, Walter..there is an underlined message here..it's FUCK YOU...LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE...yeah, I'll see you at practice..."
- 5791 : Jefferey....Love me.
- 5792 : He's a good man......and thourough.
- 5793 : I've never been so sure of anything in my entire life....this guy fuckin' walks!
- 5794 : All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.
- 5795 : Well, y'know...The Dude abides.
- 5796 : I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars...Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred.
- 5797 : It increases the chance of conception.
- 5798 : Well that's just....y'know,like....your opinion, man.
- 5799 : The Dude....takin' her easy for all us sinners.
- 5800 : Yeah, well...I still jerk off manually. "Hahaha...of course you do, Dude."
- 5801 : Y'make one helluva caucasian, Jackie.
- 5802 : That rug really tied the room together.
- 5803 : Then you have no frame of reference here...do you Donny?
- 5804 : Do you hear me Mr. Lebowski...the bums will always lose!!!
- 5824 : They're gonna kill that poor woman, man!
- 5886 : ...and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKIN' ROLL!!!
- 5887 : Well, there is a literal connection, Dude.
- 5888 : Walter, I love ya man, but one of these days you're gonna have to wake up and face the fact that you're a FUCKING MORON!!
- 6057 : Obviously,you're not a golfer.
- 6346 : sorry can u repeat that? i wasn't listening.
- 6623 : obviously you're not a golfer
- 6652 : " The fu*king dog has fu*king papers!"
- 6875 : ...enjoying my coffee...
- 6879 : Thats just the stress talking man
- 7015 : but...y'know..that's what you pay me for.
- 7017 : Wait, let me explain something here...you're Mr. Lebowski...I am The Dude....and that's what you call me.
- 7222 : I didn't watch my buddies die face down in the muck, for some bitch to kidnap herself!
- 7717 : #1Kitty has been kidnapped #2Bummer....man.
- 7718 : Can I get the $15,000 in cash otherwise, I'll have to check with my accountant, but it might bump me up to another tax bracket?
- 7864 : he looks like a fuckin loser
- 7871 : And the Dude was most certainly lazy, quite possibly the laziest man in Los Angeles County, which would place him quite high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide.
- 7904 : including all the known pornographers...... and thats cool
- 8174 : Well, thats just, like, your opinion, man.
- 8218 : Dude: "Man, I've got certain information, alright? Certain things have come to light and... you know... Has it ever occured to you that instead of... uh... you know, running around... uh, uh, blaming me, you know given the nature of all this new shit, you know it-it-th-this could be alot more... uh, uh, uh, uh-uh-u-complex. I mean it's not just... it might not be just such a simple, uh... you know? Labowski: "What in gods holy name are you blathering about?!" Dude: "Well I'll tell you what I'm blathering about. I've got information man. New shit has come to light. And-and... shit, man... she kidnapped herself."
- 8265 : "i'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass untill it goes click" "jesus" "that's right man, you said it, No One Fuck With The Jesus!!"
- 8674 : And I would like my undies back...
- 8726 : Was ther anything of value in the car sir? Yea man, all my Credence tapes.
- 8815 : I am the walrus
- 11160 : I could just be sitting here with pee stains on my rug, but no
- 12090 : I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don't roll on Shabbas
- 12173 : Fuckin' amateurs.
- 12174 : Who am I? Who am I?!?!?! I'm a FUCKIN' VETERAN!!!
- 12823 : Dude, I don't roll on Shavas.
- 12826 : What's with this bushleague psyche-out bullshit??!!
- 13022 : what's this day of rest bulls*it it makes no difference to jesus
- 13223 : your like a little kid who wanders in inthe middle of a movie
- 13464 : It don't matter to Jesus!
- 14732 : This is not a guy who built the railroads here.
- 15097 : this will not stand man, this aggression will not stand.
- 15884 : I just want my rug back.
- 16511 : "How ya gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?"
- 16512 : "How ya gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?"
- 16513 : How ya gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?
- 16559 : Do you want a toe?
- 16801 : Fuckin' dipshit with a nine toed woman.
- 17063 : He treats objects like women, man.
- 17607 : "The story is ludicrous. You can guess where it goes from here." "He fixes the cable......?"
- 17608 : "The story is ludicrous. You can guess where it goes from here." "He fixes the cable......?"
- 17609 : "The story is ludicrous. You can guess where it goes from here." "He fixes the cable......?"
- 18175 : Walter, you fuck, we gotta get to Pasadena, man! Come pick me up or I'm off the fucken bowling team!
- 18293 : Fair!?! Who's the fucken nihlists around here?! You bunch of fucken crybabies!
- 18339 : The million bucks was never in the briefcase.
- 18340 : The million bucks was never in the briefcase.
- 18403 : This aggression will not stand, man.
- 18820 : Ve vill cut off your johnson
- 18821 : Ve vill cut off your johnson
- 18822 : Ve vill cut off your johnson
- 19363 : Is this a ... what day is this?
- 19554 : Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.
- 19639 : 1) And, y'know, he's got emotional problems, man. 2) You mean beyond pacifism?
- 19799 : This picture was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation, yes, yes. Not of California.
- 19838 : You're killing your father Larry.
- 19885 : Say what you like about the tenets of national socialism - at least its an ethos
- 19887 : Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps!
- 19926 : Well they finally did it! They killed mt fucken car!
- 20029 : She's not my special lady! She's my fucken ladyfriend! I'm just helping her conceive, man!
- 20418 : 8 year olds Dude!!
- 20423 : Hey, careful man, there's a beverage, here!
- 20424 : Hey, careful man, there's a beverage, here!
- 20425 : Hey, careful man, there's a beverage, here!
- 21110 : Fucking Quintana, that creep can roll, man. 2) Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
- 22703 : 1.) Who are you? 2.) Just a friend of Maudies. 3.) Yeah, a friend with cleft asshole.
- 23597 : 1) Are you suprised by my tears, sir? 2) Uh, fuckin' A. 1) Strong men also cry. Strong men also cry.
- 23729 : This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
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