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Site Links Main Site Site F.A.Q. Site Announcements Quoters The Quoter Registry Master Quoters Register as a Quoter The Quotes Play The Quotes Game Submit Quotes The Quotes Repository QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE 253 : Always look on the bright side of life. 327 : From now on I want you to call me Loretta 328 : Where would you gestate it? in a box? 379 : I'm not the Messiah 1354 : It's a metephor, of course. He means all dairy farmers... 2163 : He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy. 4004 : No more Woger, no more Wodewick, no more Wudolph the Wed- Nosed Weindeer 6005 : Do you find it funny when I say......Bigus Dickus? 6580 : I think he said, "blessed are the cheesemakers..." 6895 : Dont pick your nose! 7806 : i don't want to be a messiah, so why don't you all just piss off?! 8570 : My son has been a very naughty boy 10968 : Blessed are the cheesemakers? 11055 : Ten for that? You must be mad. 12422 : #1 You mean...you were raped?! #2 Well......at first, yes 13729 : hey big nose 13810 : Is that capricorn is it? 17355 : Crucifixion? Good. Out the door, line on the left, one cross each. 20276 : I'm Brian and so is my wife 20375 : 1) But "Romans go home" is an order. So you must use the... 2) Ahhhhhh...imperative?!?! 20490 : Oh! It's the meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh, that's nice isn't it? I'm glad they're gettin' somethin', cause they have a hell of a time. 20689 : (1) Alright, I am the Messiah. (crowd) He is the Messiah!! (1) Now fuck off!! 20829 : If questioned, we are sewage workers on our way to a conference. 21546 : if its not done by sunrise, ill cut your balls off. Quoter Number: Quoter Password: New users keep track of your stats by registering for free here. Users must be logged into the site in order to track their stats and access their Registered Quoters Options.