QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 253 : Always look on the bright side of life.
- 327 : From now on I want you to call me Loretta
- 328 : Where would you gestate it? in a box?
- 379 : I'm not the Messiah
- 1354 : It's a metephor, of course. He means all dairy farmers...
- 2163 : He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy.
- 4004 : No more Woger, no more Wodewick, no more Wudolph the Wed- Nosed Weindeer
- 6005 : Do you find it funny when I say......Bigus Dickus?
- 6580 : I think he said, "blessed are the cheesemakers..."
- 6895 : Dont pick your nose!
- 7806 : i don't want to be a messiah, so why don't you all just piss off?!
- 8570 : My son has been a very naughty boy
- 10968 : Blessed are the cheesemakers?
- 11055 : Ten for that? You must be mad.
- 12422 : #1 You mean...you were raped?! #2 Well......at first, yes
- 13729 : hey big nose
- 13810 : Is that capricorn is it?
- 17355 : Crucifixion? Good. Out the door, line on the left, one cross each.
- 20276 : I'm Brian and so is my wife
- 20375 : 1) But "Romans go home" is an order. So you must use the... 2) Ahhhhhh...imperative?!?!
- 20490 : Oh! It's the meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh, that's nice isn't it? I'm glad they're gettin' somethin', cause they have a hell of a time.
- 20689 : (1) Alright, I am the Messiah. (crowd) He is the Messiah!! (1) Now fuck off!!
- 20829 : If questioned, we are sewage workers on our way to a conference.
- 21546 : if its not done by sunrise, ill cut your balls off.
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