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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 264 : Whoever told you you had a fat one, Lachance?
- 872 : #1 So, ah, what's with you and this Connie Palermo chick? #2 "I've been dating her for over TWO months and I'll she'll let me do is feel her tits! #1 Catholics! If you wanna get yourself laid you gotta get yourself a Protestant. Jew's good.
- 881 : shouldn't have gone for the wooden one (he he)!
- 1281 : Have you guys been waatching the Mickey Mouse Club lately? yeah. I think Annette's tits are getting bigger.
- 2832 : Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood.
- 3213 : Friends come in & out of our lives like busboys in a restaurant.
- 3396 : One food for the rest of my life? That's easy, cherry Pez, cherry flavored Pez. There's no doubt about it.
- 3498 : 1-You 4 eyed pile of shit. 2-A pile of shit has a thousand eyes.
- 3556 : is it me, or are you the world's biggest pussy
- 4559 : Two for flinching.
- 5473 : Gordie- F*uck writing. I don't want to be a writer. It's stupid. It's a stupid waste of time. Chris-Now that's your dad talking. Gordie- Bull sh*t. Chris-Bull true.
- 5474 : Teddy-I'm sorry if I'm spoiling everyones good time. Chris-It's okay man, it's okay. Gordie-I'm not sure it should be a good time. Chris-Are you saying you wanna go back. Gordie-No. I'm just saying that we're going to see a dead kid. Maybe it shouldn't be a party. Vern-Yeah, like if he's all cut up and every thing. I might have nightmares. Chris-Shut up Vern. Vern-Like all guts and eyeballs ready to jump and grab. Chris-Shut up Vern god dammit.
- 5475 : Chris-How do you tell if a Frenchman's been in your backyard? Teddy-Hey I'm French alright. Chris-Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant. Teddy-Didn't I say I was French?
- 5476 : Chris-Hey Vern you should turn your's over. Vern-This is the way I like to do it. (his hamburger falls in the fire) Oh man! You got any more Gordie? Gordie-Sorry Vern! Vern-It's not funny! What am I gonna eat? Teddy-Why don't you cook your dick? Chris-Be a small meal! Vern-Ha ha, screw you guys I got it!
- 5477 : Teddy-I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!
- 5483 : Vern-If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy pez. Cherry flavor pez.
- 5484 : Vern-If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavor pez. There's no question about it. (This is the actual quote. Many people mix it up.)
- 5485 : Teddy-Jesus H. bald-headed Christ!
- 5486 : Chris-Come on Teddy, act your age. Teddy-This is my age. I'm at the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once. Chris-Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life!
- 5487 : Chris-Why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more?
- 5488 : Gordie-Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood!
- 5489 : Gordie-Forget it. Chris-Well then you're an asshole. Gordie-What's asshole about wanting to be with your friends? Chris-It's asshole if your friends drag you down.
- 5490 : Gordie-Do you think I'm weird? Chris-Definitly. Gordie-No man, seriously. Am I weird? Chris-Yeah, but so what? Everybody's weird.
- 5500 : Gordie-Walking, talking Jesus!
- 5501 : Gordie-Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog, what's Goofy? Vern-If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavor pez. No question about it. Teddy-Goofy's a dog. He's definitly a dog. Gordie-I knew the $64,000 question was fixed. There's no way someone could know that much about opera. Chris-He can't be a dog, he wears a hat and drives a car. Gordie-Wagon Train's a really cool show, but did you ever notice they never get anywhere? They just keep wagon training. Vern-That's weird. What the hell is Goofy?
- 5502 : Gordie-Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog, what's Goofy? Vern-If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavor pez. No question about it. Teddy-Goofy's a dog. He's definitly a dog. Gordie-I knew the $64,000 question was fixed. There's no way someone could know that much about opera. Chris-He can't be a dog, he wears a hat and drives a car. Gordie-Wagon Train's a really cool show, but did you ever notice they never get anywhere? They just keep wagon training. Vern-That's weird. What the hell is Goofy?
- 6584 : oh jeez thats a goocher
- 7631 : Making obcenities of someone's mother was always held in high reguard.
- 8145 : Gordie-SHUTUP!Chris,Vern,and Teddy-I don't shutup, I grow up, and when I look at you I throwup.Gordie-Yeah,and then your mother goes around and she licks it up.
- 8599 : Gimme some skin.
- 9542 : 1.My brother gave me that hat. 2. Yeah, and now your giving it to me.
- 10975 : #1 maybe you could eat your dick #2 it would be a small meal
- 12122 : My dad stormed the beaches at Normandy!
- 13746 : Hey Vern, There's something on your neck!
- 13747 : Hey Vern, There's something on your neck!
- 14048 : 1-Is it loaded? 2- No... (BANG) 1&2-JESUS
- 15252 : "Hey lard ass-chow down wide load!"
- 17735 : suck my fat one,you cheap dime store hood.
- 17921 : suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood . . . .(2) suck my fat one? who ever told you you had a fat one, LaChace?
- 18091 : You're a dead man, LaChance!
- 18122 : seven cents, Vern?
- 19435 : sick balls
- 21173 : Did your parents have any kids that lived?
- 22689 : You brought a comb? What do you need a comb for, you don't have any hair!
- 23539 : 1) Shut up you four eyed pile of $hit. 2) A pile of $hit has a thousand eyes.
- 23676 : Gordy just screwed the pooch.
- 23677 : Gordy just screwed the pooch.
- 24428 : By the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore!
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