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There is no choice but maturity for Billy Madison, the son of a wealthy hotel chain owner, as he finds he is being cut from the inheritance. After finding that he never legitimately graduated high school, Billy is determined to prove himself worthy to take on the family company, and wrest the inheritance back from the snotty manager waiting for him to fail. Reluctantly, Billyís father accepts his proposal of completing grades 1-12 in only 24 weeks. And so begins the biggest challenge of Billyís life in a make believe children story. Or so it seems!.
After breezing through the first two grades, Billy finds 3rd grade significantly more challenging as he finds he has feelings for his teacher, Ms. Vaughn. Billy finds that he has his work cut out for him, as he makes his way through school bullies, serious teachers, and intense studies. Thankfully, Ms. Vaughn falls in love with Billy, and helps him stay focused to study his way through the rest of school. Through a change of heart, Billy realizes he was a bully during his time in school, and calls up everyone he used to pick on to ask for forgiveness.
Feeling threatened by Billyís successes, Eric, the manager hoping for his failure, he does everything in his power to sabotage the boy turned man. Eric threatens Billyís principal into lying to the press about Billyís accomplishments, setting a roadblock into any further steps Billy has to gain his fatherís inheritance. After the public defacing, Billy challenges Eric to an academic decathlon in order to determine his worthiness to inherit his fatherís hotel empire.
After a neck in neck race, the decathlon comes to a stressful stall as Eric is stumped on an academic question. Pulling a pistol on Billy, Eric tries to eliminate his opposition the old fashioned way. Billyís turn of heart comes to save him, as a boy he bullied in school shoots Eric in the leg before he can do any damage to Billy. In the ensuing aftermath, Billy graduates high school, and inherits Madison Hotels.
Although extremely unrealistic, Billy Madison is quite hilarious as a boy becomes a man in just 24 short weeks, learning all of the lessons he should have learned long ago. A classic Adam Sandler production, this movie goes highly recommended by critics to all of Sandlerís fans.
- 35 : That (name) is one piece of a**.
- 39 : I thought I was your Snack Pak.
- 40 : T-t-t-t-t TODAY Junior!
- 50 : #1 - I had an accident. #2 - An accident, what does that mean, GOO!
- 84 : It's nudie magazine day!
- 151 : Stop looking at me swan!
- 811 : do you want me to take my shirt off for you?
- 920 : Dad,the penguin got to you too?
- 923 : What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having heard it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
- 1059 : He called the shit poop.
- 1127 : thank you Veronica. for beating the shit out of me!
- 1499 : Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... The part of the story I didnt like was the little boy gave up lookin for the dog after an hour! he didnt put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited.. The kid's gotta think, you got a pet.. you got a responsibility. If your dog gets lost, you dont look for an hour and then call it quits, you get your ass out there and you find that fuckin dog!
- 1510 : Mortal kombat on sega genesis is the best game ever
- 1570 : live or stuffed preferably stuffed for safety sake
- 1590 : If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis
- 1785 : Oh really fool?
- 1812 : Mr you got a miss shaped head
- 1828 : I thought i was your snack pack?
- 2126 : oh my god I'm the winner
- 2275 : I made 'em extra sloppy for ya's!
- 2360 : I am the smartest man alive
- 2474 : an accident, what does that mean? GOO!
- 2641 : Back to school, back to school to prove to dad that I'm not a fool. I got my luvch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight.
- 2874 : t-t-t-t t-today junior!
- 2942 : It's poop again. He called the $h!t poop!!!!
- 3100 : Thank you very much Miss Lippy!!1
- 3101 : Thank you very much Miss Lippy!!
- 3861 : oh I see what's goin' here, so sorry to interupt. Proceed!
- 4040 : Don't put it out with your boots Ted! Don't tell me my business devil woman!
- 4433 : I hate school and I hate all of you!! I'm never coming back....never!!!
- 4467 : I am the smartest man alive!
- 4468 : I am the smartest man alive!
- 4728 : Stop looking at me, swan!
- 4792 : no milk will ever be our milk
- 5077 : Veronica Vaughn. Soooooo hot. Want to touch the heinie.
- 5677 : Billy: You wanna some of this milk, sideburns? Reply: I'd rather have a beer.
- 5705 : Somebody call the zoo!
- 5845 : This could be our milk.....:)
- 5846 : Veronicaaa, I thank you...for BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!
- 5847 : Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair....conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth....oh really fool?! REALLY!........Stop looking at me Swan!!
- 5926 : I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
- 6996 : Touch her boobs? That's assault, brotha'. You double dare me?
- 7059 : Touch her boob?
- 7477 : no! conditioner is better! it leaves your hair silky and smooth!
- 7543 : "Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair, Conditionar is better, I make the hair silky and smooth. Oh really fool, Really fool! (plop) Stop looking at me swan!!
- 7647 : "Yes I will go back to school and achieve victory!!! NO man will take what my father has built unless that man is me!!! Oh billy sweet billy boy i knew you would go back no one can stop you if you tried dont i have a nice rack?? Veronica I thank you for beating the $h1t out of me.. I see things so clearly now i choose my destiny... Were here to help you billy get back in school to stay you gotta work real hard and stick it out.. til graduation day... hey kids its me!! i bet cha thought that i was dead!! but when i fell over i just broke my leg and had hemerage in my head huhhehe!! there are obstacles in the land (IN THE LAND) and together we shall over come (OVERCOME) if you cant break a spirit then you cant kill a dream!!! do you have any more gum more gum more gum?? DO YOU HAVE ANYMORE GUM?!!
- 7781 : Kid: Donkey Kong sucks Adult: You know what, YOU SUCK!
- 8652 : Is that it Dad? Did the penquin tell you to do this?
- 8685 : If peeing your pants is cool,... Consider me Miles Davis
- 8795 : Ha ha ha ha ha. . .SHUUUUT UP!!!
- 9181 : That would end your precious fieldtrip pretty damn quickly
- 9331 : Hey kids, it's me! I bet you thought that I was dead...
- 9349 : What's a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do? Is there anything called a horsesock? Is anyone listening to me?
- 9906 : If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis
- 12061 : O'DOYLE RULES!
- 12240 : Stop looking at me swan
- 12428 : T-t-t-t-today junior!
- 13759 : Don't I have a nice rack?
- 13760 : Do you have any more gum?
- 13788 : If you stay home you can help me shave my armpits!!!
- 13789 : Oh feel those kicks he's gonna be a soccer player. He is...HE ISSSSSS!!!
- 13790 : Actually I borrowed this shirt from Frank
- 13791 : Hey Billy I just thought of the funniest...Hey where's Billy?
- 13792 : 1)I think they're playing water polo. 2) Or maybe they're playing Maro Polo. 1) MARCO! 2) POLO! That was a great game...
- 13794 : Oh you're a quick one!!!
- 13849 : 1)...who would you rahter bone, meg ryan or jack nicholson? 2)Nicholson now or 1974? 1)'74 2)...Meg ryan
- 13850 : Here's a nice piece of shit!
- 13851 : THANK YOU VERY MUCH MISS. LIPPY!!!
- 14926 : I disagree, I think that Donkey Kong is the best video game ever made.
- 14927 : I disagree, I think that Donkey Kong is the best video game ever made.
- 16304 : the mucous queen is your's
- 16384 : What a weirdo.
- 17216 : "Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm no fool"
- 17449 : Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair!
- 17831 : I think its time to play dodge ball...
- 17832 : I think its time to play dodge ball...
- 18121 : I see your mouth movin', but I can't make out the words
- 18306 : ooh! i see whats goin on here! proceed!
- 18360 : What do you think of that, Mr Blue Duck?...That's quacktastic!
- 18816 : How 'bout you, sideburns?
- 19901 : ofcourse i did, peein' in your pants is the cool thing to do
- 20226 : peein' your pants is the coolest........
- 20705 : He's a fine piece of work....and a fine piece of ass though, too...
- 20841 : Billy:" WATCH OUT WATCH OUT,OH YOU'RE A QUICK ONE!!!"
- 20842 : Billy:"I'll give you a grownup" Veronica;"What was that Ernie?" Billy: Uh, nothing see you in class tomorrow Miss Vaughn" Billy:(To Ernie) 'YOU BLEW IT!!!"
- 21701 : Couch. C-O-R......... are you going to the mall today, thats what I'm asking!"
- 21966 : "Is that is dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?"
- 21967 : (1)There were some triscuit crackers in the limo. You should've had some (2)Well maybe if you'd told me there were some delicious tricuit crackers I could've enjoyed them with you (1)I'm sorry (2)Well sorry doesn't put the crackers in my stomach now does it?
- 21968 : All the people at the zoo will treat you real respectable-like
- 21969 : Its too damn hot for a penguin to just be walking around her. I'm gonna take you back to the South Pole!
- 21970 : Suntan lotion is good for me. You protect me, te he he!
- 21971 : The sun tries to burn me but you won't let it, will ya?
- 21972 : sun bad, lotion good.........smiley!
- 22057 : You keep your mouth shut or I'm gonna fail you!
- 22099 : P.S. I'm horny!
- 22474 : Everybody my age pees their pants, you ain't cool unless you pee your pants (2) if peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis
- 22495 : Chlorophyll? You mean Borophyll!
- 22854 : No Mr Madison! You have too much sun today! There NO penguin!
- 24044 : "Ask the teacher does she like anyone in the class more than just a friend"
- 24086 : That's quacktastic!
- 24399 : 1. I had an accident. 2. You had an accident? What do you m-- GYUUUUUHLLLL!!!
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