QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 393 : What the hell is wrong with your stomach!
- 959 : There are signs everywhere.
- 1008 : #1 This is your family. #2 Yeah, I guess a lot of people couldn't come.
- 1009 : #1 This is your family? #2 Yeah, I guess a lot of people couldn't come.
- 1399 : You're everything I never new, I always wanted
- 4647 : There is this canyon I know of that if you sit there long enough no one finds you and you die.
- 4839 : "You are everything I never knew I always wanted."
- 5329 : You are everything I never knew I always wanted.
- 5330 : You are everything I never knew I always wanted.
- 5446 : Chewy, hi, Luke Skywalker...how are ya??
- 7168 : There are signs everywhere!
- 7169 : There are signs everywhere!
- 9371 : I gotta get out of here. Nightclubs give me a headache.
- 9375 : 1] Hold her head. 2] Why? Will it come off?
- 11754 : 1 why didn't you tell them? 2 I wanted to tell them face to face. 1 well, here's your big chance
- 15488 : Love is a gift, Alex, not an obligation.
- 15744 : Wait a minute, you walked out on me. Now 6 months later you come back and tell me that you're pregnant and I'm supposed to know exactly what to do? Well, I'm sorry, but.....I.....don't.....know exactly what to do
- 15869 : I mean, why would you marry her unless you..unless you knocked her up......YOU KNOCKED HER UP??
- 15871 : A) I was here B) I think I would have noticed that A) No, I mean I was on the phone and the line moved, and..the cord wouldn't stretch that far B) You know, I'd like to believe you, but your nose is actually growing A) C'mon I thought that was pretty good
- 15873 : A) I can pee really fast. I have ten brothers and sisters and only one bathroom. Believe me, I can pee faster than anyone in the world B) A gold medalist..this I gotta see
- 16315 : Either you start acting like the man I married, or tonight you sleep with the dogs
- 17014 : You will never know love unless you surrender to it.
- 17522 : A) Just get away from the edge, there. B) I'm not gonna jump, but if you come any closer I might throw your ass over
- 18144 : A) What does that mean? B) It means you're a liar and a coward A) It sounded so much prettier in Spanish
- 18413 : 1) I used a condom - lots of condoms 2) Well one didn't work 1) How can it not work - it's whole purpose for being is to work!
- 18999 : NOW YOU OFFEND AMALIAS' GUACAMOLE? WHAT'S WRONG WITH AMALIAS' GUACAMOLE?!
- 20782 : "Alex when I first found out I was pregnant, I got stopped right in front of a church, you know what it was?, it was a sign" Alex: "Of what?" Isabel: "that the baby would be catholic" Alex: "Oh well it's a good thing you weren't stopped in front of a IHOP!!"
- 21226 : you lied to me, so i lied to you!!
- 21838 : 1)It was a sign 2) of what? 1)That the baby would be cathoholic! 2)Well its a good thing you weren't stopped in front of an Ihop!
- 22045 : 1)****? hey where's ****? 2)He just left 1)But his car's still outside 2)He took a bulldozer, ok honey?
- 22049 : He just..... needed a hug
- 22052 : Who thought that so much could come out of something so small?
- 22053 : Nope, they're all staring at your ass
- 22148 : A) I need you to go to Vegas. B) Vegas? Did you say Vegas?? That's my favorite place in the world!
- 22169 : But you don't even have the balls to pick up the phone and let them know what's going on!
- 22365 : You're something I never knew, I always wanted.
- 22765 : Who are you people and why don't you work for a living?!
- 23395 : Person 1) My life is in Las Vegas Person 2) My work is in New York Person 3) See, now this is the kind of conversation that usually happens on the second date
- 23413 : 1)That was a little superstitious don't you think? 2) Well I don't want to temp fate!
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