QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 439 : do you know that bees and dogs can sense fear?
- 796 : You complete me
- 835 : show me the money
- 1775 : Don't worry, I won't tell.
- 1804 : We signed with Bob Sugar an hour ago.
- 1979 : "That's not a black dress; that's an entire Audrey Hepburn movie."
- 2080 : Ok, I shoplifted the pootie...
- 2625 : I him!!
- 2802 : You said fuck
- 3011 : Help me, Help you.
- 3099 : Did you know that the human head weighs about 8 pounds.
- 3225 : Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?
- 3339 : First class used to mean better food, now it means a better life.
- 3398 : Did you now that Troy Aikman, in only 6 years, has passed for 16,303 yards?
- 3652 : This fish has manners.
- 4252 : Shut up....just shut up. You had me at hello. You had me at hello.
- 4253 : I love him for the man he wants to be...and the man that he almost is. I love him Laurel. I Love him!
- 4460 : You see this jacket? I don't need it, cause I am cloaked in failure!
- 4461 : You see this jacket? I don't need it, because I am cloaked in failure!
- 4536 : Ray, the fucking zoo's closed.
- 4537 : Ray, the fucking zoo's closed.
- 5596 : If you love her, you've got to tell her
- 6218 : SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!
- 6680 : 1.Some guys will never have the QWAN. 2. QWAN!! Great word.
- 6720 : You're lovin' me now, aren't you?
- 6722 : You've got my word. And it's solid as oak.
- 6749 : .........!!!
- 6911 : We meet again
- 7273 : 1. And now you want Arizona dollars 2. Exactly!!
- 7453 : you said fuck!
- 7949 : I'm not gonna cry Roy.
- 7986 : Ray: Jerry, did you know the human head weighs eight pounds?...Did you know that beeth and dogth can sthmell fear?...Did you know my neighbor has three rabbits?...Jerry: I can't compete with that.
- 8322 : I don't cry over movies...I don't gush over babies... I don't start celebrating Christmas five months early, and I DON'T tell the man that just screwed up both our lives, 'oh, poor baby...' that's me, for better or worse...but I do love you
- 8398 : Avery: There's no real loyalty, and the first person who told me that, ___ _____, was you. Jerry: I think I was trying to sleep with you at the time... Avery: Well it worked.
- 9058 : You had me at hello!
- 9059 : You had me at hello!
- 9481 : I will not rest until I have you holding a coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you while singing your own song in a new commercial starring you broadcast during the Super Bowl in a game that you are winning and I will not sleep until that happens.
- 9482 : What are you still doing with me Rod? Can't you see it, I am finished. I am fucked! 24 hours ago man, I was hot! Now, I'm a cautionary tale. You see this jacket on me? I don't really need it because I am cloaked in failure. I lost the number one draft pick the night before the draft! And why, let's recap. Because a hockey player's kid made me feel like a superficial jerk. I had two slices of bad pizza, went to bed and grew a conscience!
- 10962 : I am out here for YOU!!! You don't know what it's like to me out here for you, it is UP AT DAWN!! PRIDE SWALLOWING SIEGE!!! that I will never fully tell you about, OK!!!
- 12270 : I loved your memo, by the way.
- 12546 : You had me at hello
- 12547 : You are Jerry Mafuckingguire
- 13399 : Guys are just different people when they're hanging onto the bottom rung.
- 14228 : Well Boo-Fucking-Hoo.
- 15127 : A) It ain't cool shopliftin' the pootie from a single mother B) I did NOT shoplift the pootie........ok, ok, I shoplifted the pootie
- 15606 : How's your head? 2) Bubblicious
- 15784 : A) Shouldn't you tell him to retire? B) Are you kidding? It would take a tanker, no, it would take all five super trooper VR warriors to stop your dad, right? right?
- 16117 : Did you know my neighbors have a bunny? 2-Can't beat that.
- 16226 : This fish has manners!
- 18442 : I had lost the ability to bullshit.
- 18657 : A) Can we go to the zoo? B) The zoo? The zoo..the zoo is f###in closed, Ray A) (whispering) you said f##k!
- 18794 : Do you remember her name? Well I do, it was April, that's my job, to keep track of the skanks you bang on the road.
- 18895 : A) That's MY mo-fo! B) Excuse me? Why don't you be the first man in this family not to say that word, and I'll let you live!
- 18973 : I've got a guy, and he loves my son, and he really likes me alot
- 19683 : practical, dont tell me to be practical, do you know what other women my age are doing right now, ther out, trying to find a man, trying to keep a man, o no me, im trying to raise a man, i have a 25 hour a day reminder of rofer on my hands....
- 19763 : You see this jacket? Do you like it? Because I don't need it, because I'm CLOAKED IN FAILURE
- 20845 : Show me the money
- 21162 : Tell me you didn't sign, because I'm still moved by your whole "my word is stronger than oak" thing.
- 22196 : Don't Ever stop FUCKING me!
- 23196 : The key to this job is personal relationships.
- 23233 : It was a mission statement
- 23833 : Okay, if this is where it has to happen, then this is where it has to happen. Tonight our little project has had a big night. But it wasn't complete. It wasn't nearly complete because you weren't there to spend it with me. We live in a cynical world where there's always competition. I love you. You complete me.
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