QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 472 : What, the girl in the pool. She's ugly. I love you
- 1364 : Ohhh, I think I punctured my brain
- 1554 : love for sale, appetizing yummy love for sale
- 1653 : You ever bop your bologna?
- 2284 : Is this your idea of a good restaraunt........DOG KILLER?!?!?!?!
- 2407 : You didn't order Metallic Pea? Metallic Pea?, No, I specifically ordered the Antartic Blue Super Sports Wagon, you know, with the CB and the optional Rally Fun Pack!
- 3876 : 1. Hey, uh, pardon me homes. What it is bro! I was wondering if you could give me directions back onto the expressway. 2. Man, fuck yo mama! 1. Thank you very much.
- 3877 : 1. You know what I think, I think you're all fucked in the head! We're ten hours from the fuckin' fun park and you want to bail out! Let me tell you something, this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest, a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god damn smiles! You'll be whistling zippidee-doo-da out of your assholes. I can't believe I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose, praise Marty Moose. HOLY SHIT!!
- 3878 : 1. You got asteroids? 2. No, but my dad does. It hurts so bad he can't even sit on the toilet somedays.
- 3945 : What's that say kids? Walley World next three exits.
- 3946 : 1. That guy's a crummy Wyatt Earp. He's wearing jogging shoes. 2. Yeah they used to Russ.
- 3956 : 1st: Do you French Kiss? 2nd: yeah, my dad says i'm the best.
- 5316 : I think your all fu@#ed in the head.
- 5317 : I think your all fu@#ed in the head.
- 6866 : I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself
- 7992 : Hey underpants! Move your chicken wings you turkey!
- 8390 : you know I frenck kiss girl#2 So everyone dose that girl#1 But daddy says I'm the best
- 8391 : you know I frenck kiss girl#2 So everyone does that girl#1 But daddy says I'm the best
- 8619 : He treated me like a dog, Mr. Wally. He humiliated my human decency, this guy here. - What did he do with your dog?
- 9284 : Song: Deep river. My home is over Jordan.
- 9748 : You folks didn't get to meet DINKY last night. HE HAD THE SHITS, so he slept in the barn.
- 9752 : Where are the big rides? Show me the big rides!
- 12935 : I ain't never seen anyone as shit-all stupid as you.
- 17458 : You think you hate it now, but wait till you drive it.
- 18544 : A) They didn't use mud, they used sod, dad B) That's right Audrey, and when they ran out of sod, they used mud
- 18753 : A) Excuse me, could you tell me how to get back to the freeway? B) Hey f### yo' mama! A) Thank you very much!
- 22416 : I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.
- 23170 : She breathed on me, a dead person breathed on me!
- 23292 : A) You have Pac Man? B) No. A) You have Space Invaders? B) No. A) You have Asteroids? B) No, but my dad does, can't even sit on the toilet some days.
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