QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 566 : He hates these cans! Get away from the cans!
- 758 : You've won a free oven mit
- 1242 : i was born a poor, black boy...
- 1283 : I know this is our first date but, do you think the next time you make love with your boyfriend, you could think of me?
- 1711 : your skin is a nice texture, I like the way it snaps back like that.
- 3943 : He hates these cans
- 3944 : I've heard of this. Cat juggeling!
- 5591 : You should name him Shithead!
- 7630 : I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
- 8254 : "Who said anything about being a loser?" -Jerry "Mistake...meant something else..." -Avery
- 8255 : "Who said anything about being a loser?" -Jerry "Mistake...meant something else..." -Avery
- 8613 : I'm picking out a Thermos for you!
- 9304 : God loves a workin' man, don't trust whitey
- 9722 : One dollar and... NINE CENTS!!!!
- 9859 : you mean i gonna stay this color?
- 10438 : A cosmetologist...wow...that's unbelievable...impressive...must be tough to handle weightlessness.
- 10783 : Johnson, Navin R. Typical random son of a bitch
- 12545 : You were left on our doorstep. But we raised you like you were one of us.
- 14355 : On the first day it felt like 5 days, and on the second day it felt like 7 days, and on the 3rd day it felt like 7 days again. And on the 4th day I didn't see you so that didn't count...
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