QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 647 : Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.
- 1262 : More than at any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly
- 2075 : I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics.
- 3417 : (Character) & I broke up. And, and I, I still can't get my mind around that, you know, I, I keep sifting the pieces of the relationship through my mind and examining my life & trying to figure out where did the screw up come.,
- 19401 : Annie: There's a big, black spider in the bathroom. Alvy: That's what you got me here for at 3 0'clock in the morning? Cause there's a spider in the bathroom?
- 19402 : Annie: There's a big, black spider in the bathroom. Alvy: That's what you got me here for at 3 o'clock in the morning? Cause there's a spider in the bathroom?
- 19403 : Oh, humdinger. When...Well, I got a wonderful idea. Why don'tcha get the guy who took you to the rock concert, we'll call him and he can come over and kill the spider.
- 19404 : Annie: Alvy, you're a little hostile, you know that? Not only that, you look thin and tired. Alvy: Well, I was in be- ... It's 3 o'clock in the morning. You, uh, you got me outta bed, I ran over here, I couldn't get a taxicab. You said it was an evergency, and I didn't ge-...I ran up the stairs. Believe me, I was a lot more attractive when the evening began. Look, uh, tell...whatta you...are you going with a right-wing rock and roll star? Is that possible?
- 21788 : You use Black soap? What, are you a sadist or something?
- 23671 : excuse me but i've got to return to the planet earth
- 23672 : excuse me but i've got to return to the planet earth
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