QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 663 : It means be advised -- that i'm mean, nasty, and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm. And I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So you go hump somebody else's leg mutface before I push yours in!
- 1050 : #1 What's your assessment of this situation? #2 I think it's a cluster fuck
- 2658 : Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
- 2675 : Here's to J.J. and all the pieces of him we couldn't find
- 2698 : I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together.
- 2728 : It's a cluster fuck, Sir
- 5065 : I'll rip you head off and shit down your neck!
- 5246 : #1 Swede...say something nice to the man. #2 I'm gonna rip your head off!
- 9123 : Drop your socks and grab your socks
- 9124 : Drop your cocks and grab your socks
- 9125 : This doesn't mean we're going to swap spit in the showers.
- 11389 : Pick up your chin...a little higher...
- 13157 : You shouldn't litter Fag-etti, it's ecologically unsound.
- 13158 : You shouldn't litter Fag-etti, it's ecologically unsound.
- 13159 : Does his mama know he's playing Marine?
- 16030 : Well, well, well, well.
- 16031 : Let's drink a toast to J.J. and all the pieces of him we couldn't find.
- 16418 : Recon platoon kicks butt.... OWW!
- 16424 : Take my truck. Which one is it? You can tell by the sign, it says sargent major.
- 16604 : Why don't you go back to that faggot 1st platoon...and uh...don't go away mad...just go away!
- 16756 : #1 If you wanna pop that puppy's can you don't have to grease him so hard, jarhead! #2 Sounds like your a man of experience
- 18780 : A) If your brain was half as fast as your mouth, skunk store, you'd be a friggin' twelve star general by now B) Yeah and if my face was as ugly as yours, I'd be a poster boy for a provolactic
- 18958 : My partner's gonna pay for this, and he asked me to tell you that there is no sunshine in the mens' john.
- 19021 : Your nightstick file for divorce, Reece!?
- 19173 : 1) You drink my lifer's juice out of my own cup? 2) You're right, I should've gotten shots first.
- 19174 : 1) You drink my lifer's juice out of my own cup? 2) You're right, I should've gotten shots first.
- 19175 : 1) You drink my lifer's juice out of my own cup? 2) You're right, I should've gotten shots first. 1)You know, if your brain was half as quick as your mouth, you'd be a friggin' twenty star general by now. 2) And if I was half as ugly as you, Sergeant-Major, I'd be a poster child for a prophylactic.
- 19364 : 1) Sir, I'll wait outside for the M.P.'s to come. 2) Negative, Johansen. You're gonna start being a Marine right now.
- 19662 : A) I don't give no service men rebates! B) Too bad, your old lady does!
- 20640 : ...you get that contraband stogie outta my face or I'll shove it so far up your arse, you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it!
- 20735 : #1 Your gonna pay full price rummy, I don't give any service man's discount! #2 Too bad, your old lady does.
- 21075 : #1 I eat jarheads for breakfast and spit 'em out. #2 Well how 'bout I just bend you over the table and nail you in the keaster! #1 What kinda faggot talk is that! #2 Well thats what your persuaition is, you just said so.
- 21115 : I'll send you home with an I just pumped the neighbor's cat look on your face.
- 21733 : His mama know he's playing Marine?
- 22948 : You shouldn't litter, FAGetti, it's ecologically unsound!
- 24026 : Panther piss! The best years of my life were with a Marine.
- 24055 : Webster, if Powes ever comes to a sudden halt, your face is going to go half way up his ass.
- 24168 : With all due respect, sir, you're beginning to bore the hell out of me.
- 24173 : Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
- 24174 : Be advised I eat concertina wire and piss napalm, I can put a round through a flea's ass at 300 yards.
- 24175 : The United States' Marines is lookin' for a few good men - you ain't it.
- 24176 : Rumor has it that he reads the Marine manual before he mounts his old lady, just to assure he does it in a orderly proficient military manner.
- 24189 : Hey baby, you fool around on the first date?!
- 24310 : Ah man! Y'all the faggot modsquad!
- 24628 : #1 What did you say Gunnery Sergeant? #2 I said, don't give the prick the satisfaction...sir!
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