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MOVIE - Time Bandits
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Oh, Benson, dear Benson. You are so mercifully free from the ravages of intelligence.
If I was to create a planet, I wouldn't bother messing around with the primordial soup thing. I'd start it right off with lasers, day 1.
I'll stick with the quail's eyeballs.
The ticket didn't say get off before the iceberg.
Don"t touch it, its evil!
We could make beans into peas!
Randall, we're standing... in the middle of nowhere!
NIPPLES FOR MEN?!?
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