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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 45 : That man...is a brownie hound...
- 255 : Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns
- 511 : Stupid, worthless, no good, god dam, freeloadin' son of a bitch, retarded, big mouth, know it all, asshole, jerk
- 545 : "Um, what ruckus?"
- 546 : ""Ugly, lazy, no good, goddamn, freeloadin, son-of-a-bitch, retarded, know-it-all, asshole','You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful','Shut up, bitch! go fix me a turkey pot pie!'"
- 559 : Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?
- 586 : #1) What's your name? #2) Claire. #1) Claire? Oh a fat girls name.
- 657 : stupid
- 736 : "If Andrew gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"
- 868 : 1: "You won't accept a guys tongue in your mouth, and you're gonna eat that?" 2: "Can I eat?" 1: "I don't know... give it a try."
- 897 : Is your mom married to Mr. Rogers?
- 925 : such an obscene gesture from such a pristine girl
- 977 : Calvin Klein's crumpled into a ball
- 989 : Fuck You
- 1037 : Don't you wanna know my excuse? I was thinking about going out for a scholarship!
- 1055 : Well well, here we are. I'd like to congratulate you for being on time . . .
- 1096 : "Do I stutter?'
- 1627 : Don't mess with the bull young man,you'll get the horns.
- 1633 : We are all a brain, a basketcase, an athlete, a princess, and a criminal
- 1636 : Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
- 1642 : Show dick some respect!
- 1719 : You lost
- 1739 : I taped Larry Lester's buns together.
- 1845 : your every parents wet dream
- 2165 : If he gets up, we'll all get up! It'll be anarchy!
- 2504 : So tell me Claire is it gonna be a "White Wedding"?
- 2786 : What ruckus? I didn't hear any ruckus. Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
- 2858 : I'll bet you a million dollars that you are
- 2893 : She doesn't talk, sir.
- 2894 : Butthead.
- 3332 : #1 what's your poison? #2 vodka
- 3376 : You're a neo nazi, zoom dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?
- 3487 : I don't have it. Screws fall out all the time. The world's an imperfect place.
- 3778 : You're intensity's worth $h!t
- 3779 : You're intensity's worth $h!t!!!
- 3780 : Your intensity's worth $h!t!!!
- 3803 : You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, but you will eat that'
- 3830 : Does he give you some of his hot beef injection?
- 3898 : Screws fall out all the time, sir.
- 4484 : Son? Yeah, Dad? How's your day, pal? Great, Dad, how's yours? Super! Say, son, How'd ya like to go FISHING this weekend? Great. Dad, but I've got homework to do... :(
- 4501 : Uh, no...Mr. Johnson
- 4528 : I've seen her dehydrate, sir...its pretty gross
- 4587 : Forgot my pencil...
- 4885 : 1) You wear tights? 2)I wear the required uniform! 1) Tights.
- 4886 : 1) You wear tights? 2)I wear the required uniform! 1) Tights.
- 4887 : 1) You wear tights? 2)I wear the required uniform! 1) Tights.
- 4888 : 1) You wear tights? 2)I wear the required uniform! 1) Tights.
- 6021 : I'll do anything sexual
- 6276 : Let's impregnate the prom queen.
- 6424 : Person 1: What was that ruckus?!?! Person 2: Could you explain the ruckus, sir?
- 6425 : What was that ruckus?!?! Person 2: Could you explain the ruckus, sir?
- 6426 : What was that ruckus?!?! Person 2: Could you explain the ruckus, sir?
- 6427 : What was that ruckus?!?! Person 2: Could you explain the ruckus, sir?
- 6428 : What was that ruckus?!?! Person 2: Could you explain the ruckus, sir?
- 6997 : Screws fall out all the time sir, the world is an imperfect place.
- 7391 : Will milk be made available?
- 7403 : I am the eyes and the ears of this institution.
- 7408 : Cuz da cheeks, can not hol' de smoke...dat's what it is.
- 7437 : Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke
- 7455 : bury your head in the sand and wait for your fucking prom!
- 7674 : person1: what are we having person2: Just ur standard lunch Person1: milk? person2: soup. thats apple jucie person1: I can read. PB&J with the crust cut off. well Brian this is a very nutricious lunch, all the food groups are represented, did ur mom marry mr. rogers? person2: no, Mr. Johnson person1: oh
- 7874 : You are SUCH a bitch! You said that just to fuck me over.
- 7875 : YOU are a BITCH!
- 8367 : Why don't you take Allison to one of your Heavy Metal vomit parties
- 8368 : Why don't you take Allison to one of your Heavy Metal vomit parties
- 8369 : Why don't you take Allison to one of your Heavy Metal vomit parties
- 8399 : Why don't you take Allison to one of your heavy metal vomit parties
- 8635 : That girl is an island in herself.
- 8636 : When I was a kid I wanted to be John Lennon.
- 9361 : Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
- 9551 : Tell me sporto, do you slip her the hot beef injectiion?
- 9617 : You pulled his trunk and the light was suposed to come on.
- 9844 : 1 What if your famli... no what if your hous... no what if your pot was on fire 2 How can it sir it is in Johnsons underpants
- 10044 : I have such a deep admiration for guys who roll around on the floor with other guys.
- 10650 : Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing her shrink!
- 10833 : Just answer the fucking question, Claire...
- 10891 : Eat my shorts.
- 11212 : Chics cannot hold the smoke . . . that's what it is.
- 11603 : B-O-O, H-O-O!
- 12220 : Well, some I consider my girlfriends and some ...I just consider.
- 12269 : You know how you said you parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?
- 14948 : Sex is your weapon. You said it yourself, you use it to get respect.
- 15553 : A) What do you do in your club? B) Well, we talk about physics, properties of physics A) So it' s sorta social...demented and sad, but social, right?
- 15554 : A) I have a very low tolerance for dehydration B) I've seen her dehydrate sir, it's pretty gross
- 16955 : So, it's sorta social...demented and sad, but social. Right?
- 17538 : Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place
- 17671 : I have such a deep admiration for guys who role around on the floor with other guys
- 18232 : A) You're just feeling sorry for yourself B) Yeah well if I didn't, nobody else would A) Aww you're breakin' my heart
- 18236 : Now no school is gonna give a scholarship to a discipline case
- 18237 : A) Mom we don't have to do anything, we just sit there. B) Well mister, you figure out a WAY to study C) yeahhh
- 18283 : A) Hey, cherry, do you belong to the physics club? B) It's an academic club A) So? B) So academic clubs aren't the same as other kinds of clubs A) Ahh, but to dorks like him, they ARE
- 18407 : Sir? I think blocking the exit and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture in your career, sir.
- 18463 : Is your mom married to Mr. Rogers?...No Mr. Johnson.b
- 18799 : A) You're sleeping with you're shrink, are you crazy?! B) Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing her shrink!
- 18853 : A) Ooooh, such finger gestures from such a pristine girl B) I'm not THAT pristine
- 18874 : See that? That's about the size of a cigar, see that's what you get in MY house when you spill paint in the garage!
- 19016 : Can you hear this? or do you want me to turn it up?
- 19017 : Can you hear this? or do you want me to turn it up?
- 19018 : Can you hear this? or do you want me to turn it up?
- 19314 : I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends....by the way, that clock's 20 minutes fast
- 19321 : Yo Wastoid, you're not gonna blaze up in here.....
- 20340 : Yeh I have a question, does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
- 20736 : Hey how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up we'll all get up it'll be anarchy!
- 21054 : You die... fag
- 21124 : Pathetic and sad.... but social.
- 21454 : hey,cherry,do you belong to the physics club
- 22132 : (1)What do you need a fake I.D. for? (2)So I can vote!
- 22251 : 1: "I'm a nymphomaniac." 2: "What did your shrink say when you told him that?" 1: "He nailed me."
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