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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 751 : Relax, Yogurt. It's not like we're going to defuse a bomb or something
- 752 : The first rule of Prep school ediquette is to pretend to be asleep when you roommate is masterbating
- 4347 : I want to dream about Jennifer
- 13799 : when you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart!
- 21341 : 1. He wanted to know why I have such a bad attitude. 2. Did he kick you out? 1. No, he put me on pots and pans for the rest of the semester. 2. Could be worse. 1. Yeah, he could have bashed my knee caps in with a ball pean hammer. God that fucker. That asshole. Get up. Get up. We need to strike back. It's got to be epic. Tonight, or else I'm going to look like a dueschbag in front of the entire school. 2. You were born looking like a dueschbag, Billy. 1. Get dressed. 2. I don't want to man. I want to go to sleep. I wanna dream about Jennifer. Ok. 1. See their up for it. 2. You know me man I'm always up for it. 1. Good Good. 2. What am I up for tonight? 1. I don't know yet. 2. Firehoses. 1. It's been done. 2. Cherry bombs in the toilets. 1. That's to destructive. That will let the dean know he got under our skins. It's got to be cooler. Something elligant. 2. Why don't you think of it while I take a nap. 1. I got it. We need this.
- 21342 : 1. He wanted to know why I have such a bad attitude. 2. Did he kick you out? 1. No, he put me on pots and pans for the rest of the semester. 2. Could be worse. 1. Yeah, he could have bashed my knee caps in with a ball pean hammer. God that fucker. That asshole. Get up. Get up. We need to strike back. It's got to be epic. Tonight, or else I'm going to look like a dueschbag in front of the entire school. 2. You were born looking like a dueschbag, Billy. 1. Get dressed. 2. I don't want to man. I want to go to sleep. I wanna dream about Jennifer. Ok. 1. See their up for it. 2. You know me man I'm always up for it. 1. Good Good. 2. What am I up for tonight? 1. I don't know yet. 2. Firehoses. 1. It's been done. 2. Cherry bombs in the toilets. 1. That's to destructive. That will let the dean know he got under our skins. It's got to be cooler. Something elligant. 2. Why don't you think of it while I take a nap. 1. I got it. We need this.
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