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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 863 : #1 Dad, didn't you ever have guys at your school that didn't fit in? #2 Yeah, of course. #1 yeah, well, I'm one of those guys. #2 I thought things were going ok for ya? #1 Yeah, well . . . I like art, I work at a gas station, my best friend is a tomboy. These things don't fly too well in the american high school.
- 2353 : Have you ever seen a girl with a drumstick shoved up her nose?
- 3137 : here's ten for the gas and ten for the look.
- 6215 : i was hanging with you fungi in a vain effort to cool you out, but since all i'm getting is breeze, c'est la vie.
- 8287 : Jeez, eating and driving. That's as easy as skiing and doing your taxes.
- 8752 : #1: Who said anything about sex? #2: Oh what, you want to start a book club with her?
- 12058 : you look good wearing my future
- 13834 : A) I didn't know. B)Yeah well you're stupid, I always knew you were stupid
- 14890 : Lessons over, you're cool
- 15502 : I mean, she's gorgeous, smart, popular, and obviously in the middle of some emotional shootout to consent to date the human tater tot
- 15509 : are those boys underpants? yeah, why? oh its just that i have never seen a girl wearing boys underpants before oh, have you ever seen a girl with a drumstick up her nose? is that sone kind of threat? no, its some kind of warning!
- 15750 : I didn't know Hardy lived in a henhouse, did you know he lived in a henhouse? This must be a henhouse, 'cuz I don't smell nothin' but chicken shiiiit
- 15777 : I guess you just wouldn't be you if you knocked before breaking into my room
- 15848 : A) Congratulations on your latest coup B) YOU know about Amanda Jones? A) Whattya think, I live here, I have a life too. Anytime someone from the outside can steal a girl like Amanda away from a guat like Jenns, we all have cause to rejoice. B) A guat? A) A guat. Punch her apron strings one time for me.
- 16560 : Break his heart and I break your face
- 17282 : A) How long you been doing that? B) Wait wait, how long have you been a lesbian, huh?
- 17847 : A) It's 1984, did you know that a woman can be anything she wants? B) I know, my mom's a plumber
- 18750 : Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt him, not even gonna touch him, just gonna scare him a little bit just by lookin' at him!
- 18934 : Don't go mistaking paradise for a pair 'o long legs
- 18971 : The only things I care about in this ###damned world are me, my drums and you!
- 18992 : A) You always hurt the ones you love B) So when are you beating the s##t out of Amanda Jones?
- 19027 : A) Ah you're only 18! B) Then I'm 19, then I'm 20, when does my life belong to ME?
- 19047 : Only a select few get into Harvard, the same can't be said for Amanda Jones
- 20010 : A) What are you smiling about? B) I didn't realize I was smiling, but if it bothers you, then I can stop. A) Just that I haven't seen you smile that much. B) I haven't had alot to smile about, Clifford. C) You have such a beautiful smile. B) Thank you Carol. A) She's Mom, I'm Dad..and you're nuts!
- 22947 : Your ass is too precious for vinyl.
- 22949 : A) Where would I be without you? B) Well since I take you to school every day, you'd probably be at home, asleep in bed!
- 23272 : A) You can't judge a book by the cover. B) No, but you can tell how much it's gonna cost!
- 23287 : I gave you a perfect window to throw him out of, and you went limp!
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