QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 883 : Souvenirs, Novelties, Party Tricks, Souvenirs, Novelties, Party Tricks . . .
- 884 : What fake dog poop?
- 2089 : 1-In another day I could have completed my tunnell. 2-Nice work.
- 2159 : There is saurkraut in my leiderhosen.
- 2266 : I know a little German.... he's sitting right over there.
- 5225 : That is not MEL TORME!!
- 6734 : #1- My tunnel was almost complete. (#2-crawls under bed and looks through tunnel hole) #2- Nice work.
- 11853 : Times change, people change, hairstyles change.
- 13082 : #1:Well, Mr. (name), it appears you have come, how do say, "indispensible"? #2:Indespensible. #1:That's what I thought.
- 14703 : You've got to hand it to the Germans; they make great cars!
- 17191 : We found him impaled upon a large electrical device. It took the doctors two hours - just to remove the smile from his face.
- 18082 : It's gasoline!
- 18127 : 1 hey look, it's a mail plane! 2 how can you tell? 1...see those little balls?
- 18129 : goodbye...chocolate mousse
- 18130 : he's just a little hoarse
- 20839 : #1: Do you know any good white basketball players? #2: There are no good white basketball players.
- 22670 : And I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow!
- 22789 : How do we know he's not Mel Torme?
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