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Site Links Main Site Site F.A.Q. Site Announcements Quoters The Quoter Registry Master Quoters Register as a Quoter The Quotes Play The Quotes Game Submit Quotes The Quotes Repository QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE 1014 : Big Black Limosuines Wooooo Baby! 1298 : All i need is a one legged nun walking a goat and I win 1553 : a blue lady walking a blue dog 1948 : The moment I wake up... before I put on my make up I SAY A LITTLE PRAYER FOR YOU While combing hair now...wondering what dress to wear now...I SAY A LITTLE PRAYER FOR YOU...Forever and ever you stay in my heart ...... 3762 : it is babe, isnt it 3763 : it is babe, isnt it 3912 : It's a blue lady walking a blue dog! 8645 : At least it's not sticky........ I just hate it when it's sticky..... 15444 : A) Ya know what I did to the last chauffer? Stripped her, and lit her pubes on fire. B) That wasn't the chauffeur, that was the gynecologist. A) Well what did I do to the chauffeur? B) Slept with her A) Oh yeah! C) Bullshit. A) What you mean bullshit? C) We never had a female chauffeur A)WHAT? That bird was a bloak? C) You got it A) What you mean, I've been packing fudge? GOHH, I must be losin' me fuckin' marbles 15559 : A) If I see something i haven't seen before, I'll throw a rock at it. B) You won't be throwing rocks at MY John Thomas 18758 : A) Hey! Perky tits!! Do you work for me? B) Yes A) Then take off your clothes and get into bed! 18927 : A) You're deluded. B) I've never had a lude in my life! 23169 : A) Eat me! B) That's MY job! 23199 : All I need is a one-legged nun walking a goat and I win! Quoter Number: Quoter Password: New users keep track of your stats by registering for free here. Users must be logged into the site in order to track their stats and access their Registered Quoters Options.