QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 857 : Take me to the hospital, I've been blown up.
- 1695 : citizens arrest, citizens arrest!! I am placing you under citizens arrest. RAY!! come on. Dont start with me carol, they confessed they murdered the napps.
- 1810 : "God, I love this street!"
- 1846 : if your dog poops on my lawn again i'm going to staple it's ass shut
- 1963 : Hey man, piss off!
- 2503 : You know in South East Asia they would call this bad carma
- 4082 : Skope me
- 6093 : That's about a nine on the tension scale, eh Rube!
- 6224 : Here ya go, sonny. A little something for the old sweet tooth!
- 7374 : Well what do we do now soldier?
- 7948 : Hey pinochio where you going?
- 9131 : Art, your wife is home... and your house is on fire!
- 9133 : You got to help me there's people in my house! ..and there eating all our food!
- 9478 : Rumsfield:That burns my ass. That old fart. He's got the best lookin' lawn on the block. And you know why? Because he teaches his dog to crap in my yard.
- 10665 : You've got a lawsuit on your hands, Mister!
- 12868 : What is that--Slovakian?
- 13596 : hans: it came with the frame rumsfield: IT CAME WITH THE FRAME?
- 13664 : You keep a horse in the basement?!
- 13858 : I know you're in there old man! Listen up mister! That piece of scum barking rat of yours has just taken his last dump on my lawn! I find one more, just one, I'm going to catch him and staple his ass shut!!!!
- 19737 : I've never seen that. I've never seen anyone drive their garbage out to the street and bang the hell out of it with a stick. I've never seen that.
- 19914 : Smells like their cookin a GODDAMN CAT OVER THERE!!!
- 20768 : Anyway, it got hot that summer. I remember it got real hot, it was sweltering. Y'know that heat where your underwear sweats and it crawls up the...anyway, it was hot, okay?
- 20883 : A thermostat on a home furnace, is that supposed to go up to five thousand degrees?
- 20997 : As soon as that car leaves in the morning, I'm goin' over the fence, and I'm not comin' back 'til I find a dead body.
- 21403 : 1) I wonder if he knows what he's doing? 2) Why didn't you go up there? 1) It's very high.
- 23492 : That kid next door's a meatball.
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