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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 85 : You're amazing dude.
- 618 : "excuse me, I believe I requested the hand job"
- 781 : And I've learned that real love can exist between two grown men
- 1016 : Frampton comes alive. You were practically issued this. It came in the mail with free samples of Tide.
- 1195 : Zang!
- 1365 : schwiiiiiinnnnng
- 1367 : Ewww thats not good, im not happy, oooh nooo
- 1654 : Yeah I got a question; when did you become such a nutbar?
- 2018 : I don't even own ah gun let alone many guns that would neccesitate an entire rack. What am I going to do with a gun rack?
- 2116 : I smell bacon!
- 2176 : 1) How would you feel about making a change? 2) We fear change
- 2859 : I'm comin baby, comin to get ya
- 2860 : #1 What are these guys for #2 Oh nothing. I just always wanted to open a door to a room where people were being trained for war like in James Bond movies. #1 Wicked!
- 2861 : Nay Ho Lang Gaah!
- 3122 : Then I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be.
- 3129 : I f it's a severed head, I'm gonna be very upset
- 3285 : Turn it off man, turn it off!!!
- 3635 : Yeah, When monkeys fly outta my butt!
- 3636 : Yeah, When monkeys fly outta my butt!
- 3696 : A gun rack? A gun Rack? I don't even own a gun let alon many guns that would neccessitate the use of an entire rack!
- 4083 : Did you ever see that seen in Scanners where the dudes head blew up?
- 4149 : #1 do i frighten you? #2 no. #1 would you like me to?
- 4575 : Little, yellow....different
- 4576 : If you're gonna spew, spew into this
- 6055 : no we're not interested in money.
- 6090 : I've got a gun, let's go to a Broadway show.
- 6098 : Hell, I'm in the wrong bussiness
- 6240 : If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset.
- 7861 : It's like... people only do things just baecause they get paid. And I just think thats really sad
- 7902 : I like to play
- 7931 : You know, ********, from this height.....you can REALLY hock a lugie on someone!
- 8087 : GAME OFF!!!..........GAME ON!!!!!!!!
- 8142 : 1) i cant believe they did that 2)yep. i told ya
- 8194 : if he were an icecream flavour, he'd be praline and dick
- 8483 : we own the show
- 8832 : "Live in the now"
- 9188 : how about F, you're a gimp
- 9306 : ...if this were France, she would be called le renard.
- 9390 : ...and do you want to know the worst part? I never learned to read!
- 10338 : I'll give you a no honk guarantee
- 10339 : I've never done a crazy thing in my life before that night.......Why is it if a man kills another man in battle its called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion its called murder?
- 10386 : #1-Wanye! How you doin'? #2-Hey Tiny, who's playing today? #1-Jolly Green Giants and the Shitty Beatles. #2-Shitty Beatles? Are they any good? #1-They suck! #2-Then it's not just a clever name
- 10387 : Did you ever see that Twilight Zone where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool huh?
- 10388 : Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww!
- 10389 : I like the cream of "sum yung gai."
- 10390 : You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body.
- 10391 : #1-Anything wrong, Davy? #2-Yeah, I got paid today. #1-Yeah, I know what that's like. #2-No. You don't understand. They laid me off. I got one of these. #1-Yeah, I know how that feels. #2-Know what I'd like to do? #1-Yeah I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies. #2-Actually, I was thinking of filing a disagreement with the union. #1-Well, the world's a twisted place.
- 10392 : #1-Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before ... but I'll probably stay in Aurora.
- 10393 : #1-Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her. #2-She's a babe. #1- She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora". #2-If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.
- 10394 : #1-Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny? #2-(laughting) No... No! #1-Neither did I. I was just asking.
- 11405 : 1)Do you have a lawyer? 2)Uh, we're in between lawyers right now. You see, our last one screwed our affairs so badly 3)That's right--I walked right into his office and this is what I did--I reached across the desk, grabbed him by his big fat head and I said--Listen Man, I'm not going to jail for you, or ANYBODY!
- 11860 : *You know, _____, if you're not careful, you're gonna lose me. *Lose you? I lost you 2 months ago! We broke up! Remember? Get the net!
- 11910 : Stacie Alert!! Oh no I made eye contact!! I am being pulled in by her tracer beam!!
- 14451 : He wipes his ass with his record deal...I love this guy
- 14452 : He wipes his ass with his record deal...I love this guy
- 14453 : He wipes his ass with his record deal...I love this guy
- 15470 : She's a babe! Shawing! Ay-ya-ay-ya-ay-ya! Awoooooooo!
- 15798 : A) Benjamin is my friend B) No, Benjamin is nobodys' friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick
- 16807 : It could happen, shaa, and monkeys might fly outta my butt
- 18255 : A) If you're not careful, you're gonna lose me B) I lost you 6 months ago, are you mental? Get the net!
- 18770 : No Stairway! Denied!!
- 18876 : A) Isn't Milwaukee an Indian name? B) Yes, Pete, it is, in fact it's pronounced Meely-wah-kay, which is Algonquin for "The Good Land"
- 19170 : I will not bow to any sponsor!
- 19246 : Garth: Party on Wayne! Wayne: Party on Garth!
- 19247 : Garth: Party on Wayne! Wayne: Party on Garth!
- 19744 : A) I LOVE you, man! B) I love you too A) No I mean it, I love you man! B) NOO I mean it, I love YOU! A) No ya don't, man!
- 20603 : If he were an ice cream flavor he'd be jamoca almond idiot
- 22644 : I've had plenty of Joe-jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets.
- 22677 : We got $5,000, we got $5,000!
- 22694 : 1) If you don't watch it, Wayne, you're gonna loose me. 2) Are you mental? We...Broke.....Up!
- 22929 : ...and one jelly doughnut.
- 23699 : Excuse me...we'd like to go to the bathroom...in this century.
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