Movie quotes
Random Movie quotes
- From the movie: Aladdin and the King of Thieves
“- Sa'luk: Aladdin! You didn't capture Aladdin with the others?
- Razoul: Why would he be with the forty thieves?
- Sa'luk: Because his father is The King of Thieves!” - From the movie: The Big Lebowski
“- Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
- The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
- Maude Lebowski: You're not interested in sex?
- The Dude: You mean coitus?” - From the movie: The Hunt for Red October
“Now, understand, Commander, that torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.”
- From the movie: SLC Punk!
“- Mike: So Mark, how you doin' old man?
- Mark: Fuck! I'm not old, motherfucker.
- Mike: Oh no, I just... no, I mean... you're older than anyone else here.
- Mark: It depends on how you look at it. I'm young in my heart! Younger then any of these assholes over there.” - From the movie: The Mask of Fu Manchu
“Will we ever understand these Eastern races?”
- From the movie: Extreme Prejudice
“The only thing worse than a politician is a child molester.”
- From the movie: Crazy Heart
- From the movie: Zero Effect
“He's like some kind of recluse. Complete freak. No social life. In fact, no social skills. It's a strange fucking thing. When he's working, the smoothest operator you've ever seen. Brave, slick, cunning, can do anything. Soon as he gets off work, it's all gone. Afraid to go to the dry cleaners. Literally. Too uncomfortable in his own skin to go...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Risky Business
“In times of economic uncertainty, never ever fuck with another man's livelihood. Go have fun, now? You know fun, time of your life? Maybe if you follow that, I won't have to come back here.”
- From the movie: Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey
“Brilliance beckons! Genius awaits!”
- From the movie: Die Hard 2
“- Barnes: This kind of thing wasn't in my job description.
- Sergeant: Don't worry, Mr. Barnes. We'll watch your back.
- Barnes: Yeah? Who watches yours?” - From the movie: Husbands and Wives
“- Rain: Isn't it beneath you as a mature thinker, I mean, to allow your lead character to waste so much of this emotional energy obsessing over this psychotic relationship with a woman that you fantasize as powerfully sexual and inspired when, in fact, she was pitifully sick?
- Gabe: Look, let's stop this right now because I don't need a lecture...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: 7 Seconds
- From the movie: Coming to America
“I want a woman that will arouse my intellect as well as my loins.”
- From the movie: Lord of War
“Bullets change governments far surer than votes.”
- From the movie: Dead Heat
“- Doug Bigelow: Roger, you were underwater in that Jacuzzi for five straight minutes.
- Roger Mortis: That's right, I was.
- Doug Bigelow: Can you teach my girlfriend how to do that?” - From the movie: Heartbreak Ridge
“- Lieutenant M.R. Ring: [bumps into Highway] Excuse me, sir. I mean, Gunny. Sergeant Major.
- Choozoo: Sir. This is Gunnery Sergent Thomas Highway. He's been assigned to Recon Platoon.
- Lieutenant M.R. Ring: Oh, outstanding, welcome aboard. Well, I have to hightail it men. I'm late for pre-scuba school.
- Lieutenant M.R. Ring: [looks at...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Nick of Time
“- Gene Watson: That's why you should always wear a helmet and knee pads. Because you never know when you're going to fall down and go boom. Right?
- Lynn Watson: Right.” - From the movie: Lethal Weapon 4
“- Roger Murtaugh: You okay, Riggs?
- Martin Riggs: No, I'm not okay. I just had my ass kicked again.” - From the movie: The Man in the Iron Mask
- From the movie: Mouse Hunt
“- Lars Smuntz: Some things are more important than money, Ernie.
- Ernie Smuntz: Notice it's always the financially challenged who say that?” - From the movie: Bliss
“You see all these people outside? They’re not real. This is a simulation.”
- From the movie: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
- Debbie Stone: We were up at "the top of the world" and we saw this shooting star and we decided to go look for it. But instead of finding the shooting star we saw this... this circus tent. And that's when we went inside, and that is when we saw those people in those... those pink, cotton candy cocoons. Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was... (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Carrington
“- Lytton Strachey: Any luck with the famous Carrington conundrum?
- Mark Gertler: The same ignorance. Fear and Ignorance. Now its been going on for four years and I'm at my wits end.
- Lytton Strachey: Well, it's no use asking my opinion. I'm afraid when it comes to a creature with a cunt, I'm always infinitely désorienté.” - From the movie: The First Wives Club
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