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RATING PG
SCORE 3
QUOTE Yesterday I was sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating Cheetos. And I was flipping through the television and I saw Robert Tilton, he's a televangelist from Dallas, and, uh... he was staring at me. He said this, 'Are you lonely?' Yeah. 'Have you wasted half you life in bars persuing sins of the flesh?' This guy's good! 'Do you feel the urge to get up and said me a thousand dollars?' Close! I thought he was talking about ME there for a second.
HINT 1 Ron White
HINT 2 Rednecks telling redneck jokes
MOVIE TITLE Blue Collar Comedy Tour - 2003