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POSTED BY 20947
RATING PG
SCORE 3
QUOTE I flew here from Flagstaff because my manager doesn't own GLOBE. I flew here on a plane THAT BIG. Like a pack of gum with 8 people in it. We took off from the Flagstaff Airport, Haircare and Tire Center there. We're traveling at half the speed of SMELL. We got passed by a KITE. There was a goose behind us, the pilot was going 'Go around!!'
HINT 1 Ron White
HINT 2 Rednecks telling redneck jokes
MOVIE TITLE Blue Collar Comedy Tour - 2003