Movie quotes
Random Movie quotes
- From the movie: Mystic Pizza
“- Jojo: You know what I wonder?
- Daisy: What?
- Jojo: What the hell do you think Leona really puts in that pizza?” - From the movie: Daddy Day Care
“Any boob can run a day-care center but it takes a family to raise some kids and that's what we're gonna be from now on, a family.”
- From the movie: The Dream Team
- From the movie: Friday the 13th
“In my next life, I wanna come back as one of the buttons on the ass pocket of her jeans shorts.”
- From the movie: The Man Who Came to Dinner
“Don't you pull any of your tricks on me, because I'm on to every one of them. So lay off.”
- From the movie: Moll Flanders
“We experienced a delirious, timeless peace.”
- From the movie: Nothing in Common
“Your best friend is your dick.”
- From the movie: Crazy, Stupid, Love.
“The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise.”
- From the movie: Gone Girl
- From the movie: Love & Sex
- From the movie: Plain Clothes
- From the movie: Stranger Than Paradise
“You know, it's funny... you come to someplace new, an'... and everything looks just the same.”
- From the movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000
- From the movie: Waterworld
“He doesn't have a home or people to care for. He's not afraid of anything, men least of all. He's fast and strong like a big wind. He can hear a hundred miles, and see a hundred miles underwater. He can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. He can be right behind you and you won't even know it til you're dead!”
- From the movie: Good Advice
“The best way to get over a man is to get under a new one.”
- From the movie: Shaft
“Yo Shaft, I'm gonna put so many lawyers in your ass, you're gonna think they opened a branch office up there.”
- From the movie: xXx: Return of Xander Cage
“- Paul Donovan: Yo, asshole. We gonna have a problem?
- Xander Cage: Oh, no problem. How was your trip? I'm just doing the math.
- Paul Donovan: Oh, yeah? What math?
- Xander Cage: Air velocity divided by distance. So, when I stuff you down the toilet, Search And Rescue will know where to find you between China and North Korea.” - From the movie: Get Out
“Believe me, the irony of being a blind art dealer isn't lost on me.”
- From the movie: Little Women
“Your heart understood mine. In the depth of the fragrant night, I listened with ravished soul to your beloved voice. Your heart understood mine.”
- From the movie: Pi
“It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun.”
- From the movie: Rabbit Test
“Of course I know what a uterus is; he's the guy who killed Ceasar.”
- From the movie: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
“- Austin: Cor! This coffee smells like shit!
- Basil: It is shit, Austin.
- Austin: Oh, good. Then it's not just me.
- Austin: It's a bit nutty.” - From the movie: This Is Spinal Tap
“I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Miller's Crossing
- From the movie: Billy Madison
The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way". The world was changing, and the puppy was getting... bigger.
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