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QUOTE First thing, first thing is you're standing in Landville County which from my figurin's about a hundred miles west of that stinkhole you call Houston. So I can't see its any of your business what goes on out here. Number two, you ain't the law 'round hear and I am. So don't be telling me what my God-damn job is or I'll woop your but so bad it'll look like the stripes on a barber pole. (background: man: that's tellin' him sherrif; woman: he may be mean but he's ours). Number three, no sawed off little pecker's gonna accuse me of taking abribe and live to tell about it. Because I wear the badge in this God-damn county. So you listen good you over patted televised terd, if I ever see you or any of those little bastards that work for you in my town again, I'm gonna knock you you flat your gonna have to roll down your socks to shit. So get out of here you God-damn wig-wearing patted son-of-a-bitch....
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MOVIE TITLE Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, The - 1982