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QUOTE SANDURZ-We're closing in on them sir. In less than a minute, Lone Star will be ours. HELMET-(NOTE-HELMET IS DOWN)Good. Prepare to attack. SANDURZ-PREPARE TO ATTACK! HELMET-On the count of three. One...two...(Lone Star blasts out)LATE!!(FLIPS UP HELMET)WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE ARE THEY! SANDURZ(terrified)-I don't know sir, they must have hyperjets on that thing! HELMET-AND WHAT HAVE WE GOT ON THIS THING A QUESINART?! SANDURZ No, sir. HELMET Well, find them catch them. SANDURZ Yes, sir. (over loudspeaker) Prepare ship for light speed. HELMET No, no, no, light speed is too slow. SANDURZ Light speed, too slow? HELMET Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed. (ALL gasp) SANDURZ (gasp) Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it. HELMET What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, chicken? SANDURZ (in high pitch) Prepare ship, (back to normal) prepare ship for ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the 3-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo.... HELMET (takes the microphone) GIMME THAT YOU PETTY EXCUSE FOR AN OFFICER! SANDURZ sits in his seat and buckles up. HELMET (in microphone) Now hear this, ludicrous speed.... SANDURZ Sir, hadn't you better buckle up. HELMET Aah, buckle this. (in microphone) Ludicrous speed, GO! The ship takes off. The display lights up: Light Speed, Ridiculous Speed, and then Ludicrous Speed. Helmet is being pulled back, screaming all the way. HELMET WHOOAA! WHAT HAVE I DONE? MY BRAINS ARE GOING INTO MY FEET! INT. EAGLE 5 - SPACE Spaceball 1 passes over them leaving a plaid shadow. BARF What the hell was that? LONE STARR (AMAZED) Spaceball 1. BARF (JUST AS AMAZED) They've gone to plaid. INT. SPACEBALL 1- HELMET-WE PASSED THEM! STOP THIS THING! SANDURZ We can't stop. It's too dangero
MOVIE TITLE Spaceballs - 1987