Movie quotes
Random Movie quotes
- From the movie: Twin Sitters
- From the movie: Dr. Strangelove
“Sir! I have a plan! [standing up from his wheelchair] Mein Führer! I can walk!”
- From the movie: Hairspray
- From the movie: Assault On Precinct 13
“- Officer Rosen: Your eyes are red. You been smokin' crack?
- Beck: Your eyes are glazed. You been eatin' donuts?” - From the movie: Braveheart
“- Robert the Bruce: I respect what you said, but remember that these men have lands and castles. It's much to risk.
- William Wallace: And the common man, who bleeds on the battlefield, does he risk less?” - From the movie: Pandemonium
“- Photographer: This must be the act of a maniac.
- Reporter: Either that, or a very large chef.” - From the movie: Firelight
- From the movie: The Awful Truth
“- Daniel Leeson: Glad to know you.
- Jerry Warriner: How can you be glad to know me? I know how I'd feel if I was sitting with a girl and her husband walked in.” - From the movie: Head Office
- From the movie: Under the Volcano
- From the movie: Homicide
“FBI don't put you on their Ten-Most-Wanted list till they know where you are and how long you're gonna be there.”
- From the movie: Next Friday
“- Craig Jones: You heard of El Nino?
- Karla Joker: Yeah...
- Craig Jones: This is El Negro. Come on down here and let me tap that ass. ” - From the movie: Wet Hot American Summer
“I love sluts. Sluts Rock! It's just got to be the right slut.”
- From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
“- Courtney: I flew accross that bathroom so fast, and you got fucked in the eye. How could you not know what a glory hole is?
- Christina: Well unlike my whore friend Courtney Rockcliff, I don't usually spend much time in men's public bathrooms. You could at least show some compassion.
- Courtney: Ok I'm sorry let's have a look. Well it looks...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Cocoon
“With the way nature's been cheating us, I don't mind cheating her a little.”
- From the movie: Short Circuit
“Number 5 stupid name... want to be Kevin or Dave!”
- From the movie: Basic
- From the movie: Z for Zachariah
“- Ann Burden: Really mean something that you're thinking long term for us? I want things to be good between us.
- John Loomis: That's okay because we've got time.” - From the movie: Life
- From the movie: Mary Poppins
“Kindly do not attempt to cloud the issue with facts.”
- From the movie: Duck Soup
- From the movie: The Devil's Rejects
“There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future.”
- From the movie: Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
“- Harold Lee: Oh, nice. 16 Candles is on, man.
- Kumar Patel: And the award for the least heterosexual statement ever made in this apartment goes to... Harold Lee! Come on down, man! Take a bow!” - From the movie: Twin Town
“I'm a big, bad, bong-banging bible basher!”
- From the movie: K2
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