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QUOTE [ESME HAS REACHED THE AIRPORT AND IS WAITING AT THE CAROUSEL FOR THE PIG, 2 MEN IN SUITS SHOW UP] Man: SHE COULD BE ME MOTHER. Second man: CREEPY, ISN'T IT? Man: ESME CORDELIA HOGGETT? Esme: OH, THANK GOODNESS. MY PIG STILL HASN'T COME THROUGH YET. I STILL HAVE SOME TIME TO MAKE THE 4:15 SHUTTLE, BUT THERE'S NO POINT IN ME GOING WITHOUT THE BLESSED PIG. Second man: MA'AM, WE HAVE THE PIG. Esme: LET'S GET A WRIGGLE ON THEN. IF I DON'T GO NOW, I WON'T MAKE THE 4:15 SHUTTLE, AND IF I DON'T MAKE THE 4:15 SHUTTLE, I WON'T MAKE IT IN TIME FOR THE FAIR, AND IF I DON'T MAKE THE FAIR, I WON'T GET THE APPEARANCE money, AND IF I DON'T GET THE APPEARANCE money, THE BANK WON'T TAKE 'SORRY, I MISSED MY FLIGHT' FOR AN ANSWER AND THAT'LL BE IT...ALL OVER...Arrivederci, FARM. [ALL THREE APPROACH A SECURITY OFFICE] POOR ARTHUR WOULD BE UTTERLY-- [THEY ENTER SECURITY OFFICE] ...DEVASTATED. Man: ESME CORDELIA HOGGETT, WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT YOU MAY BE CARRYING ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES ON YOUR PERSON, AND BEING AN OFFICER OF THE DRUG LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY, I AM AUTHOURIZED BY LAW TO CONDUCT CERTAIN...PROCEEDURES. Woman: PLEASE STEP INTO THE CUBICLE AND REMOVE YOUR CLOTHES. Esme: PARDON? [BEAGLE WHO WAS TALKING TO BABE IS EATING HIS FOOD AS A REWARD]
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MOVIE TITLE Babe: Pig in the City - 1998