Movie quotes
Random Movie quotes
- From the movie: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
“I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown, we'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick. And it'll tickle you all the way down. Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw! Let's take a break! Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars! Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy bars. And everyone's frozen delight, the...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Spider-Man 2
“I know you think we can't be together, but can't you respect me enough to let me make my own decision? I know there'll be risks but I want to face them with you. It's wrong that we should be only half alive... half of ourselves. I love you.”
- From the movie: Blind Fury
“Strong men aren't afraid to cry.”
- From the movie: The Ringer
- From the movie: Shadow Of The Thin Man
“The one thing about a murder case is if you just let people talk long enough, sooner or later, somebody will spill the beans.”
- From the movie: Last Man Standing
“For most of my life I made my own rules. You don't do any favors. You don't ask for any. Watch the percentages. But you can know the rules and still do the wrong thing. The only thing I knew for sure was this: Strozzi, Doyle, and every son of a bitch that worked for them... they were all going to be better off dead.”
- From the movie: WarGames
“I loved it when you nuked Las Vegas. Suitably biblical ending to the place, don't you think?”
- From the movie: Deuces Wild
“- Bobby: Is that Christmas music I hear?
- Annie: Yeah.
- Bobby: What the hell? It's, like, 115 degrees.” - From the movie: Mississippi Burning
“You marry the first guy that makes you laugh.”
- From the movie: Wish I Was Here
“Fuck apps; it's a saturated market. I'm going to start blogging.”
- From the movie: Mother
“- Carl: Maybe you shouldn't get married anymore.
- John Henderson: I want kids.
- Carl: Well, adopt.
- John Henderson: I want to pass down my seed.
- Carl: Masturbate in the garden.” - From the movie: Conan the Barbarian
- From the movie: The Man Who Wasn't There
“Life has dealt me some bum cards. Or maybe I just haven't played 'em right.”
- From the movie: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
“I am not going out there as a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be Tina Turner. I can't afford therapy on my salary.”
- From the movie: John Wick: Chapter 2
“- John Wick: Winston... tell them... Tell them all... Whoever comes, whoever it is... I'll kill them. I'll kill them all.
- Winston: 'Course you will.” - From the movie: It
“You punched me, made me walk through shitty water, dragged me through a crackhouse... and now I'm gonna have to kill this fucking clown.”
- From the movie: Ocean's Eleven
“- Bartender: How's the game going?
- Rusty Ryan: Longest hour of my life.
- Bartender: [not hearing him] What?
- Rusty Ryan: I'm running away with your wife.
- Bartender: Great!” - From the movie: Lake Placid
“I used to have a recurring nightmare that I was headless. I'd be down on the ground looking up at my headless body, watching myself walk around the yard bumping into things, and my parents wouldn't let me in the house because they'd just bought all these antique lamps didn't want me to knock them over, the fuckers. Then the neighborhood kids...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Sextette
“Husband number six meet husband number four.”
- From the movie: Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
“- Vulcan High Priestess: Sarek! Child of S'kon, child of So'kar! The body of your son breathes still. What is your wish?
- Sarek: I ask for fal tor pan: the refusion.
- Vulcan High Priestess: What you seek has not been done in ages past and then, only in legend. Your request is not logical.
- Sarek: Forgive me, T'layr. My logic is uncertain...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Love at Large
“- Stella Wynkowski: Why do you think he has two families?
- Harry Dobbs: Most bigamists do.” - From the movie: A Muppet Family Christmas
“- Doc: Aw, that was fun! Even weirdos are cute when they're babies.
- The Great Gonzo: I knew you'd learn to love us!
- Doc: I didn't say that.” - From the movie: Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
“- Bryce: I've got over 150 hours between flight simulation games, models.
- Terry Sheridan: And in the real thing?
- Bryce: Two.
- Terry Sheridan: Two? Well, you're only going to fly it once I'm out, so I hope you remember your two hours well.” - From the movie: The Happening
“Science will come up with some reason to put in the books, but in the end it'll be just a theory. I mean, we will fail to acknowledge that there are forces at work beyond our understanding.”
- From the movie: 21
“- Miles Connoly: Look, guys, we don't date, we don't travel, we don't have any money. The only thing that we do have is the 2.09 Competition. If we can't even win that, what's the point?
- Cam: We suck.”
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