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Fargo - 1996 Movie Quotes


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darricke No need to be snippy! (full quote)
evilroy He's fleeing the interview! (full quote)
3820 We've been waiting here an hour. He's peed three times already. (full quote)
3820 Just keep it still back there lady or we're going to have to, you know, shoot you. (full quote)
agwendolyn You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related. (full quote)
agwendolyn So, we're lookin fer two guys. One of them's kinda funny lookin, and he's not circumsized. Okee. (full quote)
DirtySteve 1)We can stop outside of Brainard, I know a place there we can get laid, what do you think? 2)I'm fuckin' hungry now, you know 1)Yeah, yeah Jesus I'm just saying we can stop, get pancakes and then we'll get laid alright. (full quote)
DirtySteve Oh fuck it I don't have to talk either man, we'll see how you like it...just total fuckin' silence, two can play at that game smart guy, we'll just see how you like it... total silence. (full quote)
4957 So, you were with the little fella? (full quote)
5981 1)what is it Margie, ya see something? 2)No, I just think I'm gonna barf! (full quote)
6051 That must be your friend there in the wood chipper. (full quote)
  blood has been shed, jerry! (full quote)
7798 Blood has been shed, Jerry. (full quote)
7937 Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence. (full quote)
3605 You are a smooth smoothie, you know. (full quote)
12153 Marge: Say Lou, didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plate so he went and changed his name to J3L2404? Lou: Yah, that's a good one. (full quote)
12153 (1)We split the car. (2)How the fuck do you split a car, you dummy? With a fucking chainsaw? (full quote)
12153 No fuckin' way! You fuckin' notice this? I got fuckin' shot in the face! I went and got the fuckin' money! I got shot pickin' it up! I've been up for 36 fuckin' hours! I'm takin' that fuckin' car! That fucker's mine! (full quote)
jymcnair There's more to life than a little money, you know. (She looks in the rearview mirror) Don't you know that? (pause) And here you are. And it's a beautiful day. (full quote)
  (cop);What did he look like? (girls) ;I don't know. He was kinda funny lookin'.(cop)Could you be more specific? (girls);He was just funny lookin' (full quote)
Infidel 1: Hon? 2: Yah? 1: Prowler needs a jump. (full quote)
Infidel Well, he's got his gun on his hip there, and he looks like a nice enough guy. It's a real shame. (full quote)
Infidel 1: Okay, I want you to tell me what these fellas looked like. 2: Well, the little guy, he was kinda funny-looking. 1: In what way? 2: I dunno. Just funny-looking. (full quote)
24713 So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. (full quote)
KoolKatt 'Let's keep still back there, lady, or we're gonna have to-- y'know, to shoot ya.' (full quote)
10929 --Now we had a deal here! A deal's a deal! --Is it, Jerry?! You ask those three poor souls up in Brainerd if a deal's a deal! God ahead, ask 'em! (full quote)
  no i jus think im gonna barf! (full quote)
RDubb Shep!? what the hell are you doin'? I was bangin that girl! (full quote)
10929 --Where is everybody? --Well...it's cold, Margie. (full quote)
  Unguent... I need unguent! (full quote)
  go bears! (full quote)
36054 1)'oh yah?' 2)'yah' 1)'okay' (full quote)
  GO BEARS! (full quote)
34821 Whoa.....Whoa Daddy. (full quote)
10929 So, uh, you married old Norm son-of-a-Gunderson? (full quote)
  I always thought you were such a super lady! (full quote)
  1)Shep said you'd be here at 7:30. what gives, man? 2)Shep said 8:30. 1)We been sitting here an hour. I've peed three times already. (full quote)
  1)No, that's not it, Jerry. 2)Huh? 1)The new vehicle, plus forty thousand dollars. 2)Yah, but the deal was, the car first, see, then the forty thousand, like as if it was the ransom. I thought Shep told you - 1)Shep didn't tell us much, Jerry. (full quote)
  1)Yah. But it's not a whole pay- in-advance deal. I give you a brand-new vehicle in advance and - 2)I'm not gonna debate you, Jerry. 1)Okay. 2)I'm not gonna sit here and debate. (full quote)
  You want your own wife kidnapped? (full quote)
  1)Okay, it's - see, it's not me payin' the ransom. The thing is, my wife, she's wealthy - her dad, he's real well off. Now, I'm in a bit of trouble - 2)What kind of trouble are you in, Jerry? 1)Well, that's, that's, I'm not go inta, inta - see, I just need money. Now, her dad's real wealthy - 2)So why don't you just ask him for the money? 3)Or your fucking wife. 2)Or your fucking wife, Jerry. 1)Well, it's all just part of this - they don't know I need it, see. Okay, so there's that. And even if they did, I wouldn't get it. So there's that on top, then. (full quote)
  Aw fuck it, let's take a look at that Ciera. (full quote)
  1)whatcha watchin there? 2)Gophers! (full quote)
  1)He just ate. And he didn't finish. He's going to McDonald's instead of finishing. 2)He sees his friends there. It's okay Dad. 1)It's okay? what do you think they do there? They don't drink milkshakes, I assure you! (full quote)
  1)Wade, have ya had a chance to think about, uh, that deal I was talkin' about, those forty acres there on Wayzata? 2)You told me about it. 1)Yah, you said you'd have a think about it. I understand it's a lot of money - 2)A heck of a lot. What'd you say you were gonna put there? 1)A lot. 2)I know it's a lot. 1)I mean a parking lot. 2)Yah, well, seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars is a lot. (full quote)
  1)I thought you were gonna show it to Stan Grossman. He passes on this stuff before it gets kicked up to me. 2) Well, you know Stan'll say no dice. That's why you pay him. I'm asking you here, Wade. This could work out real good for me and Jean and Scotty - 1)Jean and Scotty never have to worry. (full quote)
  1)Where is Pancakes House? 2)What? 1)We stop at Pancakes House. 2)What're you, nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast. I gotta go somewhere I can get a shot and a beer - and a steak maybe. Not more fuckin' pancakes. Come on. (full quote)
  1)We sat here right in this room and went over this and over this! 2)Yah, but that TruCoat - 1)I sat right here and said I didn't want no TruCoat! 2)Yah, but I'm sayin', that TruCoat, you don't get it and you get oxidization problems. It'll cost you a heck of lot more'n five hundred - 1)You're sittin' here, you're talkin' in circles! You're talkin' like we didn't go over this already! 2)Yah, but this TruCoat - 1)We had us a deal here for nineteen-five. You sat there and darned if you didn't tell me you'd get this car, these options, WITHOUT THE SEALANT, for nineteen-five! 2)Okay, I'm not sayin' I didn't - 1)You called me twenty minutes ago and said you had it! Ready to make delivery, ya says! Come on down and get it! And here ya are and you're wastin' my time and you're wastin' my wife's time and I'm payin' nineteen-five for this vehicle here! (full quote)
  You lied to me, Mr. Lundergard. You're a bald-faced liar! ... A fucking liar! Where's my goddamn checkbook?! Let's get this overwith! (full quote)
  1)I'm talkin' about your potential. 2)Uh-huh. 1)You're not a C student. 2)Uhn. 1)And yet you're gettin' C grades. It's this disparity there that concerns your dad and me. 2) Uh-huh. 1)You know what a disparity is? 2)Yeah! 1)Okay. Well, that's why we don'twant ya goin' out fer hockey. (full quote)
  1)Stan Grossman looked at your proposal. Says it's pretty sweet. 2)No kiddin'? (full quote)
10929 Oh, you belcha, yah. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- What you watchin' there? #2- Gophers. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- You going to the Gophers on Sunday? #2- Oh, you betcha. #1- You wouldn't have an extra ticket? #2- You kiddin'? (full quote)
Marvin Acme He's never done this before, but seein' as it's special circumstances an' all, he says I can knock $100 off that TruCoat. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- They announced it? #2- Yah. #1- So? #2- Three-cent stamp. #1- Your mallard? #2- Yah. #1- Oh, that's terrific. #2- It's just the three-cent. #1- It's terrific. #2- Hautmans' blue-winged teal got the Twenty-nine cent. People don't much use the three-cent. #1- Oh, for Pete's sake, of course they do. Whenever they raise the postage, people need the little stamps. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Hautmans' blue-winged teal got the Twenty-nine cent. People don't much use the three-cent. #2- Oh, for Pete's sake, of course they do. Whenever they raise the postage, people need the little stamps. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Brainerd? #2- Yah, yah. Home of Paul Bunyan, Babe the Blue Ox. #1- Babe the Blue Ox. #2- Yeah, you know, we got that big statue up there. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Shep didn't tell us much, Jerry. 2)Well, okay, it's - 1)Except that you were gonna be here at 7:30. 2)Yah, well, that was a mix-up, then. 1)Yeah, you already said that. 2)Yah. But it's not a whole pay-in- advance deal. I give you a brand-new vehicle in advance and - 1)I'm not gonna debate you, Jerry. 2)Okay. 1)I'm not gonna sit here and debate. I will say this though: what Shep told us didn't make a whole lot of sense. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)I just need money. Now, her dad's real wealthy - 2)So why don't you just ask him for the money? 3)Or your fucking wife, you know. 2)Or your fucking wife, Jerry. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Well, it's all just part of this - they don't know I need it, see. Okay, so there's that. And even if they did, I wouldn't get it. So there's that on top, then. See, these're personal matters. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)No kiddin'! I'd need the cash pretty quick there. In order to close the deal. 2)Come by at 2:30 and we'll talk about it. If your numbers are right, Stan says its pretty sweet. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Say, Shep, how ya doin' there? 2)Mm. 1)Say, ya know those two fellas ya put me in touch with, up there in Fargo? 2)Put you in touch with Grimsrud. 1)Well, yah, but he had a buddy there. He, uh - 2)Well, I don't vouch for him. 1)Well, that's okay, I just - 2)I vouch for Grimsrud. Who's his buddy? 1)Carl somethin'? 2)Never heard of him. Don't vouch for him. 1)Well, that's okay, he's a buddy of the guy ya vouched for, so I'm not worryin'. I just, I was wonderin', see, I gotta get in touch with 'em for, I might not need it anymore, sumpn's happenin', see - 2)Call 'em up. 1)Yah, well, see, I did that, and I haven't been able to get 'em, so I thought you maybe'd know an alternate number or what have ya. 2)Nope. (full quote)
MovieMan31 'No.' First thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a, that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa, daddy, stand back, man. Shit, I'm sittin' here driving, man, doin' all the driving, whole fuckin' way from Brainerd, drivin', tryin' to, you know, tryin' to chat, keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the road, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Yah, real good. How you doin'? 2)Pretty good, Mr. Lundegaard. You're hard to get on the phone. 1)Yah, it's pretty darned busy here, but that's the way we like it. 2)That's for sure. Now, I just need, on these last, these financing documents you sent us, I can't read the serial numbers of the vehicles on here, so I - 1)But I already got the, it's okay, the loans are in place, I already got the, the what, the - 2)Yeah, the three hundred and twenty thousand dollars, you got the money last month. 1)Yah, so we're all set. 2)Yeah, but the vehicles you were borrowing on, I just can't read the serial numbers on your application. Maybe if you could just read them to me - 1)But the deal's already done, I already got the money - 2)Yeah, but we have an audit here, I just have to know that these vehicles you're financing with this money, that they really exist. 1)Yah, well, they exist all right. 2)I'm sure they do. But I can't read their serial numbers here. So if you could read me - 1)Well, but see, I don't have 'em in front a me - why don't I just fax you over a copy - 2)No, fax is no good, that's what I have and I can't read the darn thing - 1)Yah, okay, I'll have my girl send you over a copy, then. 2)Okay, because if I can't correlate this note with the specific vehicles, then I gotta call back that money - 1)Yah, how much money was that? 2)Three hundred and twenty thousand. 1)Yah, no problem, I'll just fax that over to ya, then. 2)No, no, fax is - 1)I mean send it over. I'll shoot it righ (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)what kind of finder's fee were you looking for? 2)...Huh? 1)The financials are pretty thorough, so the only thing we don't know is your fee. 1)My fee? Wade, what the heck're you talkin' about? (full quote)
46800 It's okay? McDonald's? what do you think they do there? They don't drink milkshakes, I assure you! (full quote)
46800 This is Mike Yanagita. Ya know - Mike Yanagita. Remember me? (full quote)
46800 1)Okay, I'll do a damned lot count! 2)Sir? Right now? 1)Sure right now! You're darned tootin'!... If it's so damned important to ya! 2)I'm sorry, sir, I - 1)Aw, what the Christ! (full quote)
46800 You called me twenty minutes ago and said you had it! Ready to make delivery, ya says! Come on down and get it! And here ya are and you're wastin' my time and you're wastin' my wife's time and I'm payin' nineteen-five for this vehicle here! (full quote)
46800 I need ... unguent. (full quote)
46800 1)You had breakfast yet, Margie? 2)Oh, yah. Norm made some eggs. (full quote)
46800 -How ya doin'? --Mr. Mohra? -Yah. --Officer Olson. -Yah, right-o. Well... so, I'm tendin' bar down there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, 'So where can a guy find some action - I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake.' And I says, 'What kinda action?' and he says, 'Woman action, what do I look like,' And I says 'Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing,' and he says, 'But, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake' and I says, 'Yah, but this ain't that kinda place.' --Uh-huh. -He says, 'Oh, so I get it, so you think I'm some kinda jerk for askin,' only he don't use the word jerk. --I understand. -And then he calls me a jerk and says last guy who thought he was a jerk is dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, 'What do ya think about that?' And I says, 'Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him then.' --You got that right. -And he says, 'Yah, that guy's dead and I don't mean of old age.' And then he says, 'Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake.' --White Bear Lake? -Ya, well, Ecklund & Swedlin's, that's closer to Moose Lake, so I made that assumption. --Oh sure. -Anyway, he's drinkin' at the bar, so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but then Mrs. Mohra she heard about the homicides down here and thought I should call it in, so I called it in. End of story. --Well, what'd this guy look like, anyways? -Oh, he's a little guy, kinda funny-lookin'. --Uh-huh - in what way? -Oh, just in a general kinda way. --Okay, well, thanks a bunch, Mr. Mohra. You're right, it's probably nothin', but thanks for callin' her in. -Sure. Looks like she's gonna turn cold tomorrow. (full quote)
46800 GAEAR: Where is pancakes house? CARL: What? GAEAR: We stop at pancakes house. CARL: What're you, nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast. I gotta go to a place where I can get a shot and a beer - and a steak maybe. Not more fuckin' pancakes. Come on... Oh, Come on, man. Okay, here's an idea. We can stop outside of Brainerd. I know a place there we can get laid. Wuddya think? GAEAR: I'm fuckin' hungry now, you know. CARL:Yeah, yeah, Jesus - I'm just sayin', we can stop, get pancakes, then we'll get laid, all right? (full quote)
46800 GAEAR: You'll take care of it. You are smooth, smooth, you know. (full quote)
chasprice 1) So, how long you been with the escort service? 2) I don't know, a few months. 1) Find that work interesting, do ya? 2) what're you talkin' about? (full quote)