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Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy - 1996 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
5395 I know it. your family knows it. DOGS know it!! (full quote)
5395 Ohhh! Thanks! I wonder what that is? - (It's a harmonica) (full quote)
6100 Smile, it's free. (peace sign) (full quote)
2829 Oh, I'm just a guy (full quote)
2829 I'm sorry. I don't speak German. (full quote)
2829 Chris, she's depressed, she's not stupid. (full quote)
2829 It was only a couple flipper babies! (full quote)
2829 Ne vous allez pas ou Media...Don't go to the media. (full quote)
2829 You would agree that Paris is the capital of France? Good then we are back in agreement. (full quote)
2829 You mean that thing you just mentioned, just now? Oh, we are right on top of that, Don. (full quote)
2829 We didn't have an international Womens' Day Drug! (full quote)
  Get Outta The Way You homeless Peice Of Shit! (full quote)
  life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over... (full quote)
12480 Here's the plan. You go over there and fuck them in the ass while we sit here and masturbate! (full quote)
12480 So I hear dad's dead. Hey, is that egg nog? (full quote)
12480 Scientist: I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends. Don: Uh, right, and what's positive about that? Scientist: Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends. Don: Couldn't it also give worms to ex-boyfriends? Scientist: This is a drug... for the world... to give worms to ex-girlfriends. Don: Well, great. Thanks for stopping by. Scientist: You just don't get it here! Huhoooo! (full quote)
12480 Wife: Kids, where's your Father? Daughter: He's upstairs masturbating to gay porn. Wife: Again? (full quote)
PistachioMcHazelnut Sorry we're a few hours late, Ma, but you know how the kids hate old people. (full quote)
PistachioMcHazelnut I invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends. (full quote)
PistachioMcHazelnut So, I hear dad's dead. Hey, is that eggnog? (full quote)
PistachioMcHazelnut where's your father? P2: He's upstairs masturbating to gay porn. P3: Again? (full quote)
PistachioMcHazelnut This urine is great! (full quote)
PistachioMcHazelnut When I was a little boy, my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over. (full quote)
PistachioMcHazelnut You are gay! You are a homosexual! I know it, your family knows it, dogs know it! The only one who doesn't know it is you! (full quote)
5395 Ow! My fucking finger. (full quote)
14455 Biiig muscles, haaard muscles! (full quote)
18227 Show some respect, you homeless piece of shit! (full quote)
18227 Did you clean the house today while your old man was at work? ... what about the gun? Did ya give the gun a good cleaning? (full quote)
  MY EMPIRE IS CRUMBLING!!!! (full quote)
18780 Get your finger out of my face Don! (full quote)
20588 Well, it reaches into your brain 'chemically,' and then it locates your happiest memory 'chemically,' then it locks onto that emotion and freezes it 'chemically,' and then it keeps you happy, happy. (full quote)
20588 But as soon as I got depressed, I got undepressed, 'cause as I was cleaning the gleaming guts of that bird off my car, I thought of a name for the drug: Gleemonex! The slogan: Gleemonex makes it feel like it seventy-two degrees in your head...all...the...time! (full quote)
20588 I just heard about this new drug that makes you happy. I just wanna say...fuck happy! (full quote)
20588 You know, the thing is Chris, is that your drug, it's effectively changing the world for the better. You know, it's important that you know that, because, have you heard that crack is, you know, gone? I mean, crime is down, and oddly enough so is tourism, but you know if I haven't said it before, good job. (full quote)
20588 The drug is made from monkey cum. They keep these monkeys locked in a room all day, you know. And then they make them jack-off. And then they take the cum and they boil it or something. And that's what the drug is made of. (full quote)
20588 The drug is made from monkey cum. They keep these monkeys locked in a room all day, you know. And then they make them jack-off. And then they take the cum and they boil it or something. And that's what the drug is made of. (full quote)
  No! Not my monkeys! You can take everything else, but don't take my monkeys! (full quote)
  no, I don't think I will fuck stummies, Chris. (full quote)
  I used to be straight but now I'm gay, I think the drug made me that way! (full quote)
EndersJane Chris, she's depressed not stupid. (full quote)
  Cop1:Ma'am, I'd just like to say I don't know how a man like that can get up to these types of park shananagans with a lovely piece of ass like yourself waiting at home. Doreen:Thank you, I... guess. (full quote)
  Did you hear about the toast fucking? Toast fucking? yeah. It's where you fuck, or get fucked by, toast! (full quote)
EndersJane Hey look, I'm an elephant rider! (full quote)
EndersJane Thank you Dr. Cooper for your wonderfull COMA! (full quote)