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Kingpin - 1996 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
6204 park the shit box and come with me (full quote)
6204 your on a gravy train with bisket wheels, why do you want to throw it lall away. (full quote)
6204 bye brother roy, bye whore (full quote)
6809 What is it about sex that makes me have to crap. You really jarred something loose tiger. (full quote)
6924 Finally Big Ern is Above the Law!!! (full quote)
3450 Can you get sick from drinking piss? (full quote)
5150a Hi. Hi. Not you. Hi. (full quote)
5150a He was sniffing glue in the parking lot. (full quote)
5150a You just got beat by a club player! That's not suppose to happen, you're carrying a 275 average! Well, what do you expect with you and your ten frames! (full quote)
5150a Oh yeah, I'm a priest like your a dictionary salesman! (full quote)
5150a 1) I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow. 2) We don't have a cow. We got a bull. (full quote)
5150a Looks like the angels are bowling. Maybe they'll send us a messenger. (full quote)
8685 1) How's life? 2) taking forever (full quote)
8685 1) Can you get sick drinking piss? 2) I think you can. 1) Even if its your own? (full quote)
  Wow, its kinda humbling being in the presence of so many great athletes. (full quote)
  Another Tanqueray and Tab? Yeah, keep 'em coming - it's a long drive. (full quote)
  Hey sweetheart, why don't you do us a favor? Wash off that perfume before you come back to my table. (full quote)
  Hey sweetheart, why don't you do us a favor? Wash off that perfume before you come back to my table. (full quote)
  How dare you move in on my score. i ought to stoot slap your ass (full quote)
12672 I don't puke when I drink, I puke when I don't! (full quote)
14606 Flossin'...where'd I get Munson from? THe name is Munson, what I'm doin' is flossin'..it cleans your teeth. YOu should try it some time, you'd be amazed at what you can find! (full quote)
15091 That womans a stone-faced liar. I pulled out way early. (full quote)
15104 whaat is it about good sex that makes me have to crap. maybe it's all that pumping. pump and dump. you still owe me another months rent, so if i were you i'd start doing some tongue exersises before friday. (full quote)
13896 WHO ARE YOU callING A PSYCHO? (full quote)
  OK my friend, my so-called friend, make your spare....Or miss it!!!!!! (full quote)
  ugh my little roy toy (full quote)
18520 (Whole Amish town) Goodbye brother Munson, goodbye whore! (full quote)
  What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? you really jarred something loose tiger. (full quote)
  [Ishmel] what are you talking about?[Munson] You know, it's round and you stick three fingers in it.[Ishmel]You keep miss mary outta this! (full quote)
19423 (1 to 2) Must be tough when you're spankin' your monkey. (3 to 2) You have a monkey? (full quote)
21332 my little Roy Toy (full quote)
  Hi......not you.........Hi (full quote)
Walacama Roy:You two know each other. Ernie:It's a small world, when you have unbelievable tits, Roy. (full quote)
  its a small world when you have such amazing tits roy (full quote)
  its a small world when you have such amazing tits roy (full quote)
  Its a small world when you got unbelievable tits roy (full quote)
  We don't have a cow, we have a bull! (full quote)
  Big Ern with his panash and style has done for bowling what Mohammed Ali did for boxing... Look at that ball, in my 27 years of covering bowling, I've never seen anything like it. (full quote)
  listen mother teresa just because you spend most of your time in the missionary possition doesnt make you s saint. (full quote)
  listen Mother Teresa, just because you spend most of your time in the missionary possition doesnt make you a saint. (full quote)
  Damn this Hand! Where do ya get somethin like that? Prosthetics R' Us aisle 6 right next to the glass eye balls. It must be tough when ya spankin' your monkey. You have a monkey!? Hey handsome, how bout a dance? Ah, Well thank you young lovely but to tell you the truth I'm a little bit worn out. I wasn't Askin' you... She said Handsome not Handless. (full quote)
  Damn this Hand! Where do ya get somethin like that? Prosthetics R' Us aisle 6 right next to the glass eye balls. It must be tough when ya spankin' your monkey. You have a monkey!? Hey handsome, how bout a dance? Ah, Well thank you young lovely but to tell you the truth I'm a little bit worn out. I wasn't Askin' you... She said Handsome not Handless. (full quote)
  Take that ya freaky piece a shit...ya dont mow another guys lawn!! (full quote)
  sometimes i wake up and Big Ern is already there (full quote)
  Munson: Shh...be quiet!! Aww crap, I think I skinned both my nutsacks! Ishmail: Mr. Munson. Are you okay? Munson: Ish..what did I just say?!!?? Ishmail: I think I skinned both my nutsacks? (full quote)
  hehehehehe what's so funny? I didnt wanna say anything..but, with those narrow hips, she couldnt bare anymore than six er seven children, hehehe (full quote)
  Put that in a bottle 'n you got somethin' sweeter than YooHoo (full quote)
  your act is about as fresh as a foghat concert (full quote)
  Speak of the Devil and she appears. I'm gonna play the juke box. (full quote)
  most of the outfits you got you need two hairdo's to wear! (full quote)
  how about new beginings? what is that some kind of new feminine hygiene spray. (full quote)
  Roy you know for the first couple of years I felt it was my fault (full quote)
  Sweeter than yooho. (full quote)
  I don't know, this doesn't feel right. You sure this is legal? Big ern-ha,I don't know.....sure is fun though isn't it? (full quote)
  Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew. [Takes a drink from the bucket] Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow.....We have a bull. Roy: I'm gonna go brush my teeth now. (full quote)
  And that bowler is you Roy... (full quote)
  We don't have a cow...We do have a bull though. I think I am going to go brush my teeth. (full quote)
  TAKE THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU DON'T MOW ANOTHER MAN'S LAWN!!!! (full quote)
10929 Ernie, you're the man! (full quote)
10929 And you call yourselves a bowling alley? (full quote)
10929 You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels! (full quote)
10929 The sound of silence. (full quote)
Walacama Why don't you go blow lunch, or do whatever it is you do to keep that ass of yours in business. (full quote)
38044 Alright. Just calm down alright. Take it easy, calm. Just like the kid back there. Look how... Ish.. ISH... Pull it over! (full quote)
38482 most of the outfits you have you need two hairdo's to wear! (full quote)
replicant9 Big Ern, A million dollars. What are you going to do with it? I dont know. All I know is, I finally got enough money...that I can buy my way out of anything. I can do anything I want when I get my money later. And I won! Finally Big Ern is above the law! Its a great feeling. You were so cool. Any pressure? Where are those girls? Get those girls over here. Yeah, there was pressure. I didnt want to get beat by a guy with a hook ya know. (full quote)
weevil44 Who you callin' a psycho? (full quote)